Prepare for your mind to be blown: Scientist predict that there will be no ice at the North Pole this summer, the most dramatic evidence of global warming to date. Though the thaw is not yet complete, predictions set the odds at greater than 50:50 for a full meltdown.

Disappearance of the arctic ice will allow, for the first time in modern days, countries near the pole access to the predicted natural resources uncovered by the melting. Though the environmental impacts are more symbolic than consequential, politically and economically, the consequences are substantial. Read more

After a man with a sweet ’stache got heckled by a bunch of young teens he proceeded to kick one in the leg - gangsta! Sadly, he will be shaving off his most prized possession to “avoid trouble.” The world is a sad, sad place these days. (Daily Mail)

Is the fashion industry racist? Does the industry promoting tall, ivory stick-figures with tiny minds, odd faces and ridiculous clothes that no human would ever buy (outside of like-minded models) hate people of color? Say it ain’t so! (College Candy)

Scientist claims that people will be marrying robots - barely-functioning beings that will listen to your every command - in the near future. Uh, sorry to bust your bubble Mr. Doctor, but that has already happened; they’re called “trophy wives.” (Metro)

Kid posts an invitation to his 16th birthday on YouTube, hoping about 40 people show up. Let’s just say a few locals “crashed” the party. (Telegraph)

Vet performs surgery on a cat outside his clinic…while it burns down. (Post Gazette)

If you have a show called Nothing But the Truth, expect to have some mind-blowing tell-alls - and expect to be pulled off the air afterwards. (Excite)