The wheels of technology enslaving us are now officially set in motion thanks to the eye-controlled laptop and the “Jazz” telepresence robot unveiled during the CeBit technology expo in Hanover, Germany two weeks ago. While the general public – blind to their inevitable termination – is hailing these devices and others like them as innovations in technological design and general convenience, those of us who actually watched films like The Terminator and Tron know all too well that these are only the first insidious steps in mankind’s downfall. Know your enemy by reading COED’s list of eight technologies that you will eventually call “master” after the jump!

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Alien invasions are never good. Well, except when the invading aliens happen to be a bunch of hot, sexy extraterrestrials who are all about exploring our space. Here’s our official list of the top aliens we would gladly invite to earth any day.

I’m not complaining! I’ll take whatever I can get from any luscious alien dime-piece, but does the girl have to leave me hanging for five months, until March 2010?

You’re in for a treat this summer: Star Trek is poised to be a popular success on the level of Iron Man. It’s exciting, funny, and entertaining in ways that are accessible both to die-hard Trekkies and average movie lovers. Except for the parts where it sucks… (Spoiler Alert!)