Almost every single guy in the world has completely unrealistic fantasies that will most likely never happen. Whether they originate from pop culture, Halloween parties, or our high exposure to NSFW material is a complete and utter mystery. But it doesn’t stop us from spending a crazy amount of time hoping and praying that we’ll one day be able to live out these fantasies.

E3 and Comic-Con may have come and gone, but the interweb is still a-buzz with photos commemorating the best things these conferences have to offer… beautiful booth girls. Sure, gorgeous girls at a geek-con are about as common as a mushroom in a Mario Bros. game, but we’re sure you’ll soon agree, the buxom babes at the g4 booth are light-years beyond the rest.

That’s right, award winning adult-film star Casey Parker is now COED’s resident Sex Ed Teacher! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip at her, so ask her anything from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical. So conjure-up t… Click to read more

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Planet Terror may have featured Rose McGowan as an amputee with a gun grafted to her stump, and Kill Bill had the wanton Chiaki Kuriyama decked out in a schoolgirl outfit brandishing a Meteor Hammer, but The Machine Girl has all that and an order of tempura:

The Machine Girl is scheduled for release in 2008.
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Long ago, before K-Fed, kids, wack tracks and bald-headed insanity, there was Britney Spears: The Most Boneable Girl on Planet Earth.
Remember her sassy schoolgirl phase? Remember her skin-tight red catsuit? Remember when she cooed “Kitty, kitty” and gyrated in “Slave 4 U”? Remember when she stuck her tongue down MadonnaR… Click to read more