That’s right, award winning adult-film star Casey Parker is now COED’s resident Sex Ed Teacher! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip at her, so ask her anything from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical. So conjure-up the best sex question you can think of and send it over for a chance at a professional answer.

How to submit: Drop Casey an e-mail at AskCasey@coedmagazine.com for a chance to have her answer you’re questions for COED’s entire audience to read!

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Planet Terror may have featured Rose McGowan as an amputee with a gun grafted to her stump, and Kill Bill had the wanton Chiaki Kuriyama decked out in a schoolgirl outfit brandishing a Meteor Hammer, but The Machine Girl has all that and an order of tempura:

The Machine Girl is scheduled for release in 2008.

Long ago, before K-Fed, kids, wack tracks and bald-headed insanity, there was Britney Spears: The Most Boneable Girl on Planet Earth.

Remember her sassy schoolgirl phase? Remember her skin-tight red catsuit? Remember when she cooed “Kitty, kitty” and gyrated in “Slave 4 U”? Remember when she stuck her tongue down Madonna’s throat? Remember when Britney was hot?

We here at CO-ED remember.

To commemorate Brit’s past boneability is our first edition of “Morning Wood,” a collection of hand-picked photos that ensure maximum wood in the morning hours.

Check out Britney’s best after the jump. Read more