What could be more awesome than watching #1 Oklahoma battle #5 Florida State on ABC’s Saturday Night College Football Game of the Week?… WATCHING IT WASTED!?!?!? Thanks to the Brent Musburger Drinking Game, getting sloshed while watching the big game has never been so easy. Just turn on the game, wait for Brent to over-use one of his many tiresome catch phrases and throw back a cold one or seventeen. It’s just that simple, Pardner.

Congratulations! We are pleased to inform you that you have made it to the tender age of college-hood, which is anywhere from 11 – 85, depending on your life circumstances. In any event, kudos on filling out the application and having at least some spark of potential. As well as signing /drinking your life away to student loans–or, having convinced your ultra-rich parents to sponsor your four-year long high school graduation party. Here’s to you, Mr. Freshman, one way or another.

Will he leave? Will he stay? The courtship of Lebron James is in full throttle and sports fans across the nation are eagerly anticipating a hint as to where King James might be building his next castle. But the real question is, why the hell should he keep playing anywhere? Sure he doesn’t have any championships, but LBJ does have ooddles of money — so why not give something else a go?

Recently while surfing Facebook I noticed that a pattern emerging amongst some of me friends; they were damn good at being really annoying. It seemed like every status update I came across just made navigating “The Book” more and more unbearable. Instead of going through to tell each person why their crappy status was ruining my day I did the next best thing — came up with a biting list of the five worst kinds of status updates.

Community Colleges changing what it’s like to be a student. These changes are simply reshaping the experience and could wind up helping students in the long run. The community college is an underrated asset to the college student. When students spend there first two years at a community college they don’t have the other disturbances (good or bad) that students who are living a school face.

Mastering the art of beer funneling is an absolute must for any true weekend warrior.
If you have built up such a high tolerance to alcohol that it takes twelve beers to get your buzz on then you are ready to transition from beer drinker to beer bong extraordinaire.
Here are a few tips and tricks of the trade to get you ready for the best night of drinking and quite po… Click to read more

College football just wouldn’t be same without Brent Musburger.  And thanks to the Brent Musburger Drinking Game, getting sloshed won’t be either.  It’s pretty easy to play.  Just turn on the game, wait for Brent to over-use one of his many tiresome catch phrases and throw back a cold one.  It’s just that simple, Pardner.
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It’s back-to-school time, and you know what that means–awesome parties, hot chicks and lots and lots of beer. Sure, college is supposed to be about studying and bettering yourself. But that’s only half of it. To prepare you for the forgotten drunken wonderful nights you’re about to endure, we’ve put together the quintess… Click to read more

Does true love exist? Ask 500 people. Are male doctors more trusted than women doctors? Ask 500 people. Ham or bologna? You guessed it…
Hair spray: handles your frizz, gives you a buzz.
Hot = girls who fart in front of their boyfriends.
Speaking of hygiene, be careful when you decide to comb your hair – your life may be at stake.
The 25 Most Baffling T… Click to read more

College football just wouldn’t be same without Brent Musburger.  And thanks to the Brent Musburger Drinking Game, getting sloshed won’t be either.  It’s pretty easy to play.  Just turn on the game, wait for Brent to over-use one of his many tiresome catch phrases and throw back a cold one.  It’s just that simple, Pardner.
Note: Pa… Click to read more

Pittsburgh moron first tries to cash in a $1 million dollar bill at a local shop, then proceeds to reach for the store’s scanner gun to retaliate when it’s not accepted. What, is this guy from the year 2066 or something? (Pittsburgh Tribune)
Svedka Vodka: a favorite among jobless, useless New York socialites. (College Candy)
Caution to every ma… Click to read more

This couple (sadly) outdid Maury Povich with a little help from their friends. (Sky News)
Florida mom waves gun at kids at a bus stop, shouting “You can all get some of this!” after hearing about her son getting bullied. The whole incident occurred on the west side of town. It’s painfully obvious: momma was just representing the westsiiii… Click to read more

After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo)
Schools the world over ban hugs between students. See? I was right in 7th grade – hugs do get you pregnant! (My Way)
Britney Spears, fresh off losing custody of her kids, shows up at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills, spending her cash and flashing her ass. I c… Click to read more

Nike co-founder Phil Knight knows a thing or two about chivalry, good will towards men and resuscitating college sports arenas.
When Knight got word that University of Oregon’s McArthur Court had fallen prey to veined cracks-and-bruises he and his faithful wife Penny, The Duchess of Dunks donated a large sum of money to rescue it from complete dilapidatio… Click to read more