So this is the new nominee for scariest video on Youtube. No, it’s not the original but it’s been “fixed” to show how strange this guy really is. Two questions, what demonic princess is he talking to and how much acid has he taken? It’s tough to see how dilated his pupils are but I’m afraid to stare into his eyes for too long… Click to read more

The show Modern Family is already the best comedy on network television, so when somebody succeeds in cutting the footage together to make it into a horror movie, you know it’s going to be great. Here, the editor makes Alex Dunphy (the youngest daughter) into a homicidal maniac who acts a hell of a lot like a crazed Meg from Family Guy.

In this Funny or Die clip, Chloe Moretz plays the girl who was in The Ring, The Grudge, and pretty much every other scary movie that has a creepy ghost-girl. Her name is Enid Krysinski, and she’s just like every other teenage girl who has literally no soul and a burning desire to make you kill yourself just to end the voices in your head. As she’s growing older though, she no longer can play the haunted girl. This mockumentary follows her as she tries her acting skills in commercials for products like Sunny D (which is ironic because she’s never seen the light of day). Check out what happens and more in the video after the jump.

Here’s a video of some kid named Rahat pranking his doofy looking white roommate into thinking that there’s a poltergeist haunting their crappy little two-bedroom condo. Right off the bat, the kid should have known that no self-respecting poltergeist is going to waste his time scaring two dinky little college students. Another thing, this is why you don’t room with f*cking magicians – especially ones who specialize in performing tricks for drive-thru fast food workers. They’re always trying to cut you in half or pull doves from under their Monster fitted caps. Check out the video after the jump!

This infographic comes to us via Halloween Express, “one of the most aggressive and dynamic Halloween costume and costume accessory chains in the United States”. Aggro. We like that. Anyway, it details the darker side of Halloween. At COED, we tend to focus on the slutty costumes chicks wear, so we forget that Halloween is a holiday for psychopaths who enjoy murder, rape, torture, sacrifices, and Two and a Half Men. When we say “be safe”, we don’t just mean carry a rubber; we mean, wear Kevlar and don’t be afraid to flash the Mace. Check it out after the jump.

Everywhere large groups of college kids go; even larger amounts of bullsh*t are sure to follow. But it’s getting to be the time of year again where it becomes harder to brush off those ghost stories as BS. If it seems so unlikely, why don’t you go check it out…by yourself…at night? If this seems out of the question, why not just check out The 6 Scariest Colleges in America in our killer slideshow below… but beware, the last person to use our slideshow had their eyeballs explode and now haunts our office. And she’s got this super annoying moan. Check our list after the jump.

These pictures are just flat out weird. I’ve never been crazy about the whole concept of taxidermy and frankly I can’t imagine going through a dead animal’s body is even remotely enjoyable. Remember that smell in biology class when you had to dissect the dead rat or whatever? Worst smell ever. Now imagine dealing with that on a daily basis and you’ve pretty much summed up the life of a taxidermist. I guess if it’s your job, you might as well have fun with it – that might explain some of the wacky creatures in the gallery after the jump.

I know that everyone’s excited for Gathering of the Juggalos, the premiere gathering of Insane Clown Posse fanatics. Hopefully, you’re not a fan of their “music,” you only care about the total @ss-clowns that go and show off how bad life really can get. Just imagine having one of these fuggalos (that’s fugly-juggalos) as your girlfriend. Non-posse girls already take forever to put their makeup on, imagine having to wait an extra two hours for these jugga-hos just to go see Tila Tequila get feces thrown at her.

July 14th is National Pandemonium Day, where we celebrate the fact that life gets a little crazy sometimes. Take for example, this national holiday in Mallorca. On Saint Anthony’s Day (December 16) the whole island goes balls-out in what looks like the scariest/trippiest/coolest festival I’ve ever seen. Take a look at the scary demons shooting fireworks point-blank at people in our explosive photo gallery from hell after the jump.

To me, Easter Bunnies have always been terrifying. That bunny from Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey. Frank the bunny from Donnie Darko. I’m fairly confident the E-bunny straight up hates us. I lump them into the same category as clowns and Santa Claus. When you’re a kid, you’re told to love these characters, but there’s just something off about each one of them. Considering Hop killed it at the box office, many would say I’m dead wrong. But, if you can’t picture that furry f***er growing fangs and mauling necks, then you, sir, are the one who will end up DEAD wrong. Well, now we bring you the very creepiest in easter bunnies. These are probably the same dudes who dress up as scary mall Santas.

There’s a damn good reason why no one at Fox Broadcasting has ever given the thumbs up to a live action version of The Simpsons that stayed true to the anatomy of the characters- it’s scientifically impossible and the amount of nightmares such a thing would deliver is inconceivable… but a Mexican sketch-comedy program has defied nature and opened up a Pandora’s Box upon an unsuspecting audience. This is what happens when you accidentally hit “SAP” on your television remote while watching The Simpsons on LSD! I don’t know what’s more frightening: the doll-like, lifeless stare of their buggy eyes or seeing a man painted yellow dressed as Marge struggling to walk in a dress. Watch this video monstrosity for yourself and pray something like this never happens to Futurama!

Have you ever wondered what mentally insane people see everytime they close their eyes, ones that have watched way too much bad television and movies? Well you get this – 10 minutes of what happens when you put a collection of unlabeled VHS tapes into a blender and watch the resulting phantasmagoria of chaos. We have absolutely no idea why this video was made or the purpose it serves mankind, but believe us when we say this: once you start watching, you can’t stop – no matter how psychedelically freaky it gets! See this video oddity for yourself… if losing your mind isn’t that big of a deal for you.

Ok, so maybe these stuffed animals aren’t quite as creepy as our 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations, but stuffing dead animals for ornamental purposes is pretty damn creepy in and of itself. Throw in a Santa hat and some Christmas lights and it’s downright disturbing, albeit not as disturbing as this.

We all watch movies…but have you ever watched a movie and said, “what was this director thinking?” or “how is this guy still making movies?” Chances are that answer is yes. Bad, overrated and delusional directors infect our theaters and televisions. They must be stopped!

Before this, we thought Easter was all about egg hunts and going to church just to make your mom happy. But for these mentally unstable dudes, it means dressing up in bunny costumes and creeping us the hell out. Seriously, kids, if any of these dudes offer you candy, don’t even think about eating it.