Hollywood’s hottest are dropping faster than one-legged man in a backflip contest. As FHM says, “the world’s hottest women are getting married, having babies or committing similarly selfish acts at an alarming rate.”
Christina Aguliera and Jessica Alba popped out kids, Lindsay Lohan is a rug muncher, and Scarlett Johansson got marr… Click to read more

It is actually amazing that one person can make the conscious decision NOT to learn from her previous mistakes. But to make a sex tape with a greasy “paparazzo” who looks like the slimiest dude on the Earth, gives me hope that I can eventually get my girlfriend to crack.
What makes it even better is that the video is 2 hours long, and Britney is wearin… Click to read more

Welp, it looks like Scarlett Johansson, one of the world’s most ridiculously hot women that none of us ever had any chance of meeting, let alone developing a life-long bond of love and devotion, has gotten F’ing married. But don’t worry,  we will still have her acting career, which seems to hint towards a nude photoshoot any day now…… Click to read more

Rihan Sudgen and Rosie Sell Their Panties
Mug Shot Montage
Two Chicks Jump Into Highway Traffic
Claudia Schiffer Looks Good at Oktoberfest
Natasha Quoma Seems Nice…
Bruno Crashes a Fashion Show
Sarah Palin Gets  an “awesome facial”
Scarlett Johansson Gets Married
The Real Age of Dogs
“My (Jr. High) Son knocked the sh*t out of tha… Click to read more