In the fifth installment of the’ Fast and the Furious’ franchise, it’s more than just gear shafts that are grinding.  Not since Ledger and Gyllenhaal have two men lit up the screen with this much fire. Like the trailer says. “It’s just like the Vin Diesel version, only slightly gayer.”  Only slightly…

I was planning on posting a clip from last night’s SNL featuring the Rock, but Dwayne Johnson annoys the f**k out of me something fierce. So instead, here’s one of my all-time faves: the incredibly sexy, yet viciously angry Natalie Portman Raps.

It’s hard to believe that just over three years ago most of us had written Saturday Night Live off as irrelevant. This usually happens about once every ten years or so, but it seemed for real this time. Will Ferrel left to become a movie star, and most of the other reliable cast members like Molly Shannon, Tracy Morgan, Chris Kattan, etc. had moved on as well.

Jimmy Fallon, who is a hack, had swept through the halls of Rockefeller Center like an unfunny virus, leaving in his wake a legacy of ruining every sketch he was ever in, and a bunch of seemingly mediocre nobodies to fill the void. Ratings were horrible, rumors of cancellation were swirling, and things were looking very bleak for the once groundbreaking show. But then something incredible happened — something put SNL back on the map and also introduced us to an exciting new brand of sketch comedy — Lazy Sunday aired. (more…)

Note to the BCS: Wake the F**k UP!  Your system blows and the credibility of the title of National Championship is a laughable joke.  Sure, numerous calls from the fans, ticket-holders and even the President-Elect to develop a sensible play-off system have continuously fallen on deaf ears… but maybe it’s not your fault.  Maybe the message just needs to be dumbed down in song with a catchy little hook to get it through your dense effing skulls.  Well our friends at SNL have done just that and Icouldn’t have said it better.  “I love the BCS… It’s the best system ever devised neck and neck with the electoral college.  And if you have some sort of problem with that, I invite you to S my D.

Check Out Will Forte’s ‘I Love the BCS Song’ on SNL Here

(note: The BCS Song starts about 1 minute in)

If there’s one reason to watch 30 Rock, it’s Tracy Motherf**kin’ Morgan. The dude was on Saturday Night Live for seven years, and he’s still killing it as one of the funniest men in America. His slightly slurred speech, almost nonsensical sense of humor and don’t-give-a-sh*t attitude isn’t for the feint of heart. Luckily, our hearts are made of lead and whisky.

Check out the Top 8 Tracy Morgan Moments after the break! (more…)

First of all, WTF do the Zune and shooting paint out of your ass have to do with each other? This new ad. Talking about commercials, Spoingo is the first erectile dysfunction treatment to make a “boioioioing” sound at the onset of erection – brought to you by the makers of SNL. This guy does a perfect face plant off a bike jump, wheezes like a pummeled geriatric. And the 10 Weirdest Balloon Pops Ever will make you question humanity. Stephen Malkmus’s ‘Gardenia’ video makes everything alright. Walking across a high-speed slip and slide while people are using it is retarded, awesome. And Baby Don Draper really wants you to buy that Kodak Carousel.

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It’s about time someone exposed Keith Olbermann as the pussy-loving mamas boy we’d all suspected.

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Wow did Saturday Night Live suck this weekend.  Their ‘08 political satire has become as tired and one-sided as my grandmother’s first Kotex belt. But despite all the non-funny bullsh*t, I still found myself laughing balls at John Hamm in ‘Finger In Butts.’ Sometimes a finger is all you need.

I don’t know what the SNL folks are smokin’ over at 30 Rockefeller Plaza these days, but I’ve gotsta get me some of that.  For the first time in years, Saturday Night Live is both funny and relevant again.  Sure, it doesn’t hurt that the world is rapidly swallowing itself and the current political arena is chock full o’ highly mockable characters, but it’s the solid writing talent that has resurrected this once American pop culture icon back from the dead.

Case in Point: last night’s Thursday Weekend Update.  The prime time special opened with a spot-on lampoon of Tuesday night’s tediously boring-ass debate, but the real stand-out was the verbal stoning of AIG in Really?! with Seth and Amy and OMG Are You Serious?.

Watch Really With Seth and Amy and OMG Are You Serious