There are actually people out there, Americans, who actually make a living being a pet psychic—OVER THE PHONE! I sh*t you not. Let me clarify; they read your pet’s mind over the phone. Thus, here are 5 ways to fuck with a pet psychic even if you are like me and don’t even own a pet (it’s much funnier if you don’t own a pet):

I love me some TV on-air personalities, but when they start getting Presidential appointments – I start having issues. Dr. Sanjay Gupta, CNN’s chief medical correspondent, has been approached by Barack Obama’s transition team about the U.S. surgeon general’s post, according to sources inside the transition and at CNN.

Once you’re an adult, Christmas pretty much just becomes a time to give kids a bunch of crap they probably don’t need. So once you’re done thoroughly spoiling them this holiday season, it’s time to teach the little buggers a lesson. Now, hurting a kid is not as easy as you might think…

The good folks of Condé Nast are having a good ol’ time with all the publicity garnered from last week’s controversial New Yorker cover cartoon, which depicts Sen. Barack Obama and his wife Michelle as terrorists infiltrating the White House. So, to spoof their downstairs neighbors, Vanity Fair has created a cover of their own. This time it… Click to read more

Fake commercials are more entertaining than real commercials for 1,000,000 reasons. No lawyers, no million-dollar PR campaigns to demolish, no FCC rules… the list goes on and on. Here are the top 3 fake commercials ever.
If I missed anything add a link in the comment section and submit it.

Check out the fake commercials after the jump!… Click to read more