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		<title>7 Household Highs You Shouldn&#8217;t Have Tried</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Mar 2011 16:16:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before you were old enough to buy beer or have your own <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2009/05/22/diary-of-an-nyc-drug-dealer-week-2/">pot delivery guy</a>, you probably did some pretty stupid-ass things to yourself in effort to add a little excitement to the unbearable reality of high school.  From smoking banana peels to toothpaste-laced cigarettes, your options were pretty much limited to whatever you could scrounge up around the house or under the kitchen sink.  And despite the fact that abusing these products can land you behind bars in most states, you gave 'em a try.  Here are 7 such household products that got you high, but you probably shouldn't have tried. <img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coedmagazine.com&amp;blog=3508545&amp;post=278002&amp;subd=coedmagazine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Quick Guide to Joining the Mile High Club</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2011 18:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>harmonleon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The best orgasm I&#8217;ve ever had, was 10,000 feet over San Francisco. I was in a plane. This was my induction into the Mile High Club. MHC is an exclusive club for members who’ve “done the deed” while flying in airplanes. Joining the Mile High Club makes you feel like one of those really rich, decadent people, who do things like eat animals that are endangere&#8230; <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2011/01/22/quick-guide-to-joining-the-mile-high-club/" class="read_more">Click to read more</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coedmagazine.com&amp;blog=3508545&amp;post=52818&amp;subd=coedmagazine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>5 Easy Ways To Get Fired Within 3 Hours</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2011 14:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>harmonleon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jobs are important!  They give you a sense of self-worth In this day-and-age, everyone is concerned with keeping their job, I would like to give tips on how to do the opposite. Yes, I’ve been part of the workforce, but unlike most of you, my goal was to get fired—faster than you can say ''401k.'' See, there’s an art to getting fired; especially within 3 hours or fewer. So, here are a few job ground rules to get yourself off on a bad foot with a new employer.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coedmagazine.com&amp;blog=3508545&amp;post=51758&amp;subd=coedmagazine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The 9 High School Classmates You&#8217;ll Run Into Over Winter Break</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 20:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew - Hunter College</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You're done with classes, you can sleep in till noon without repercussion and chances are you're going to end up at the bar downtown, one of these nights - if you haven't just camped out there already. That means running into pretty much every person you went to high school with who you haven't talked to since graduation day. If you're not careful, things can get weird before you can say "Remember that time in pre-calc...". So here's a quick guide to the 9 types of high school classmates you'll run into over winter break to help you keep your cool.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coedmagazine.com&amp;blog=3508545&amp;post=49534&amp;subd=coedmagazine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>9 Fool-Proof Excuses for Not Buying Christmas Gifts</title>
		<link>http://coedmagazine.com/2010/12/04/9-fool-proof-excuses-for-not-buying-christmas-gifts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 19:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew - Hunter College</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you're like me, Christmas sneaks up on you like a ninja. And when Christmas day comes along, you're stuck looking like the family asshole. So to get out of the dog house this year, here are nine fool-proof excuses for not having any gifts from you under the tree.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coedmagazine.com&amp;blog=3508545&amp;post=49370&amp;subd=coedmagazine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>5 Signs She’s Just Not That Into You</title>
		<link>http://coedmagazine.com/2010/10/11/5-signs-shes-just-not-that-into-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Oct 2010 16:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>igorderysh</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So there's this girl who you think is neat and you want to go steady with her but don't know if she likes you back. Most guys understand the signs that she likes you (i.e. she rips all your clothes off and jumps on you, she hasn't Tasered you yet), but many guys don't understand the signs that she isn't into you. We're here to help...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coedmagazine.com&amp;blog=3508545&amp;post=106067&amp;subd=coedmagazine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>4 Reasons You&#8217;re Still a Virgin</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 17:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You have gone on awkward dates. You have tried to meet girls on the internet. You have even read books and blogs about how to get laid but you are still living a very sexless life. But forget all that nonsense. There are four very simple reasons the farthest you have ever gone is with your right hand.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coedmagazine.com&amp;blog=3508545&amp;post=95684&amp;subd=coedmagazine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The 7 Household Highs You Shouldn’t Have Tried</title>
		<link>http://coedmagazine.com/2010/05/07/the-7-household-highs-you-shouldn%e2%80%99t-have-tried/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 20:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>COED Staff</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before you were old enough to buy beer you probably did some pretty stupid-ass things to yourself in effort to add a little excitement to the unbearable reality of high school.  Despite the fact that abusing these products can land you behind bars in most states, you gave ‘em a try.  Here are  <a href="http://coedmagazine.com/2009/05/28/the-7-household-highs-you-shouldnt-have-tried/" target="_blank">7 such household products that got you high, but you probably shouldn’t have tried.</a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coedmagazine.com&amp;blog=3508545&amp;post=175155&amp;subd=coedmagazine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>6 People You Meet In A Holding Cell</title>
		<link>http://coedmagazine.com/2010/03/29/6-people-you-meet-in-a-holding-cell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Mar 2010 17:30:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WallyDu</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You’re out at a bar or a club with your boys, everybody’s three sheets to the wind, you do something stupid and get arrested.  Take it like a man. You’ll be out by the morning and you probably won’t get raped. While you’re there,  here’s a couple of characters to look out for and avoid.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=coedmagazine.com&amp;blog=3508545&amp;post=143682&amp;subd=coedmagazine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Mar 2010 20:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>COED Staff</dc:creator>
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