In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Glen Rice went one-on-one with Sarah Palin, Jay-Z has a secret child, a dwarf who played Gordon Ramsay in a porno was eaten by badgers, The Muppets spoof Girl With A Dragon Tattoo’s trailer, Justin Bieber wears women’s jeans, Kate Upton went topless, Spongebob Squarepants was arrested, and much more! Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

September 11th was National Grandparents Day. Kinda unfortunate for obvious reasons, but we felt it would be a great disservice to parents of parents everywhere if we didn’t honor them somehow. While grandfathers typically get pissed whenever you try to shower them with praise, grandmothers love to be loved. We’re more than happy to oblige, especially if they’re GILFs. Check out our list of sexiest celebrity grandmothers we’d like to … friend… then vote for the sexiest in our poll after the jump.

May 18th was Tina Fey‘s birthday. While she continues to pretend like she’s not sexy on 30 Rock, our warped minds continue to fantasize, even more so when she skewers Sarah Palin… like we said, warped. But, we mustn’t ignore the performance given by legendary porn star Lisa Ann in Hustler’s Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? So, we’re asking you the user who uttered these quotes from the former Vice Presidential hopeful and the women who played her: was it Sarah, Tina or Lisa Ann? See the quotes and reveal the answers after the jump!

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Two weeks ago, we gave away an iPad to the winner of our “Caption This” contest and this last week we anounced another iPad giveaway. Instead of doing another “Caption This” contest, we  peer pressured you to get down and dirty with the rich and famous using Jeep’s “Mud U” Facebook app. After sifting through more than 100 submissions to COED Magazine’s Facebook Wall we narrowed the list down to our 16 favorite submissions (view below). See who won after the jump!

Just before the New Year, Lake Superior State University released its “List of Words and Phrases Banished from the Queen’s English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness”, an annual list of terms that should be banned from use for the coming year. The popular list began on Jan. 1, 1976, when former LSSU PR Director Bill Rabe and a group of friends known then as “The Unicorn Hunters” each contributed a few expressions they disliked to form the inaugural list. Since then, LSSU receives well over 1,000 nominations annually through its website, lssu.edu/banished. Check out the 14 words nominated for banishment in 2011 after the jump!

Just because a woman’s famous for her looks doesn’t automatically make her an idiot. But these 10 lovely ladies sure make that a difficult argument to back-up. Throughout their careers, these hot-bodied babes have been proving that you can be successful without having to have a fully functioning frontal lobe. But that doesn’t mean we don’t still want to see them naked! Check out Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks right here!

Anyone who has had a one-night stand followed by an unidentifiable rash can tell you just how dangerous women can be. But for the men who usually play it safe by only experimenting with risky ladies online, be aware that you’re porn-surfing might be a lot more dangerous than you think. A simple search of Cameron Diaz can land your computer in a whole lot of malware hell (think herpes for your hard drive). So take precaution and check out the most dangerous women on the web.

Give Sarah Palin credit. It takes a special person to live in a land where bears and moose can end up on your front door step on any given morning. However, the research team here at COED would like to present ten other politicians (in no particular order) that are just as nutty, if not nuttier than the former vice-presidential candidate.

#20 Lindsay Lohan
20,100,000
(click image to view Lindsay’s freaky S&M “Knife” photos)

#19 Jessica Simpson
20,900,000
(click image to view a Jessica NSFW nipple slip and her attempt of the “Alba Ass Pose”)

#18 Sarah Palin
21,000,000
(click image to view Palin’s turkey beheading video)

#17 Mariah Carey
22,200… Click to read more

People say outrageous, stupid, and outrageously stupid things. When they do this in private, we call these people our friends and family. When they do it in public, they are (or soon will be) celebrities. In recent months, several people have made themselves look like dolts, dopes, and/or dunces in the public eye.
If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say…… Click to read more

Forget the years of the coked out 80s and the “Did I Really Wear Those Pants” 90s, the 2000s were the years that defined douche-bagery. A more than questionable election, a guy that (single handedly?) ripped off billions, a bunch of guys that ripped off trillions, and the most expensive football player in the world losing his contract, and being… Click to read more

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Just because a woman’s famous for her looks doesn’t automatically make her an idiot. But these 10 lovely ladies sure make that a difficult argument to back-up. Throughout their careers, these hot-bodied babes have been proving that you can be successful without having to have a fully functioning frontal lobe. But that doesn’t mean we d… Click to read more

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