These Days, Everyone’s a Joker

joker-intro• These Days, Everyone’s a Joker

• 10 Offensive Sports Jerseys

8 Things That’ll Make You Think Pro Wrestling Is Fake

• What Not to Eat on a First Date

Kate Moss and Lilly Allen Are Awesome Babysitters

• Yep, Tiffany Amber Thiessen Is Still Freakin’ Hot

Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks

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Just because a woman’s famous for her looks doesn’t automatically make her an idiot. But these 10 lovely ladies sure make that a difficult argument to back-up. Throughout their careers, these hot-bodied babes have been proving that you can be successful without having to have a fully functioning frontal lobe. But that doesn’t mean we don’t still want to see them naked!

Check out Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks after the break! (more…)

The 13 Horniest Mascots In The World

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The 13 Horniest Mascots In The World

If TV Shows Had Truthful Titles

Katy Perry Has A Lollipop Stuck In Her Cleavage

Nicole Kidman Nipple Slip Pictures

Jessica Simpson’s New Lips Make Her Look Like A Fish

76ers Dancers Release First Ever Swimsuit Calendar

New Candice Swanepoel Beach Photos

The Top 50 Hottest Hollywood Babes Under 25

Hilary Duff See Through Shirt

Sarah Palin Is A PC

They’re Making an Iron Chef Video Game?!

Jay-Z/Coldplay Mash-up “Viva La Hova

I Want To Be A Cheerleader Too!

Swimming Fully Clothed – Weirdest PG-Rated Fetish Ever?

Why You Should Get a Guitar

Vide-O-gazm: Firetruck vs. Firetruck

Holy sh*t! If you have never seen two firetrucks slam into each other at top speed, you don’t know what you’ve been missing. Next we have a chimp riding a Segway. Then Sarah Palin shows off her swimsuit wearing abilities. A girl checks herself for freshness. And lovely Latina Roberta gets her white shirt wet on TV. Almost Transformers is kind of like regular Transformers but with less rad and more funny. And Feist has a new video for “Honey Honey”.

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Kana Tsugihara and The Week That Was…Oct. 12th-18th

One of the sexiest Gravure models from Japan, Kana Tsugihara is a 22 year-old Sabra model from Tokyo, who’s so hot it makes us wonder if living in the West is a good decision. She has dozens of DVDs on the market and has also been hired to help promote Xbox in Japan. But something tells us she could promote anything, anywhere, and sales would go up.

Saturday October 18th

November Playmate Grace Kim Is A Guitar Hero Hottie

Crank up the tunes bro! Los Angeles native and standout in COED’s Amasian list Grace Kim is Playboy’s Playmate of the Month for November 2008.

Not only is Grace a 919 on COED’s Area Code Rating System but she’s nerd-dream revealing in the November issue, which is on magazine stands now, she is a Guitar Hero fanatic.

Sports to Share With Your Girl

There seems to be a mindset that sports should be reserved for guy time only. Commercials, television, and movies portray the sports world as a guys-only realm. But sometimes there’s just not enough time to split everything up – especially without pissing off your girlfriend. So here are a few sports that you and your lady can enjoy together.

Friday, October 17th

Super Sexy Sweater Kittens

With the cool winds of fall flowing down from the North, it’s time to say goodbye to the cleavage-rific tank-top days of summer and warmly welcome the fulfilling fall days of delectable sweater kittens (also known as sweater puppies). Sure, they might not show the skin allowed during the balmy months, but with the right combination of softness, tightness and puff, you’re guaranteed for some full-frontal goodness.

College Football Week Eight: Cheerleader Edition

It’s almost the weekend and that means you’re only hours from sitting on your couch, eating bags of Doritos and watching as much football as your beer-addled brain can handle. And if it doesn’t mean that, you’re doing something wrong with your life. To prepare you for this week’s game line-up, we’ve put together a prediction run-down of all the big games, all with the help of some sexy cheerleaders. Hut, hut, HIKE!

Vide-O-gazm: Creepy Real-Life Cabbage Patch Kid

There’s a lot going on in the Internet video world today. First we’ve got a real-life Cabbage Patch Kid, which has to be on of the most frightening things I’ve ever seen. Then there’s Mark Wahlberg saying that he’s going to punch Andy Samberg in his “big nose.” The SNL people proved that they’re still not that funny. Lil’ O’Reilly continues to make us laugh our asses off. Presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain roasting each other at the Alfred E. Smith dinner in New York, last night. Katy Perry busts her ass on a cake. A little kid is freaked out by lobsters. The Killers release a new video and a stock trader gets pranked on the exchange floor.

Thursday, October 16th

Kicking Off The 2008 Beer Pong Tournament Season

Maybe it’s because the World Series of Beer Pong (entering its fourth season) is starting to catch on, or maybe it’s because people really, really enjoy organized drinking – but beer pong tournaments are becoming the next hot thing amongst the college bunch.

Cheerleader Showdown VII

As you all know, we here at COED love these peppy ladies more than life itself (except the part of life that involves cheerleaders, of course). So get ready for our seventh installment of Cheerleader Showdown!

From Porn to Star: Sasha Grey Lands Lead Role in Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience

Since we last ran into Sasha Grey at eXXXotica New York, big things have happened for the beautiful brunette porn star. The super-sexy knob-hobber has landed the lead role in filmmaker Steven Soderbergh’s upcoming indie flick, The Girlfriend Experience. Soderbergh’s previous films include Sex, Lies and Videotape, Erin Brockovich and the Ocean’s Eleven franchise.

I Scissored Sarah Palin

This picture from Wednesday’s Presidential debate at Hofstra University is already so perfect that I’m afraid I’m going to say something to f**k it up. So let’s just let this one speak for itself.  UPDATE: This is what “scissoring” is, for the two of you who don’t already know….

Miss COED: Jenny Poussin

When it comes to blond and busty, bikini model Jenny Poussin takes the cake. She’s landed herself in the pages of magazines like American Curves, Esquire and Maxim. And she also “pretends to act,” appearing in various TV shows and movies as the “busty blond.” See, we told you she has that category on lock.

Wednesday, October 15th

Girls of The Hofstra Presidential Debate ‘08

The last debate of the 2008 Presidential election is over, and we’re headed into the homestretch of this long and arduous political process. Both candidates had their moments to shine tonight, and Joe Plumber is suddenly a national celebrity.  But the real winners of tonight is you, because we made the trek to Hofstra University, and caught all of New York’s hottest voters out to support their candidate. So get ready to see the sexier side of the debate – this year, politics is HOT!

Wicked Hot Wife Beater Babes

Women always seem to think that to look hot, they have to either get really dressed-up or completely strip down. And don’t get us wrong, those are both sexy as hell. But most of the time, the simplest outfit in the world can blow a $1000 dress out of the water. And at the top of this list is the ever-lovely wife beater. And if you ask us, all any woman ever needs to wear to blow us fellas out the water is one of these bodacious tank tops, a pair of yoga pants and a smile. Anything more is a waste.

In Maryland, Orange Pumpkins = Kid-Touchers

In a half-assed attempt to keep children from having contact with violent and child sex offenders this Halloween, Maryland is requiring 1,200 felons in the state to put up a poster of a, get this, orange pumpkin, to be the ‘Scarlet Letter’ warning to parents and children not to trick-or-treat at that house.

Four Reasons You Should Go To Singapore

FHM’s World of Women is back!  Winter break is only weeks away. Looking to explore the globe with your time off? Maybe you should check out Singapore.  They recently gave us four reasons to visit Croatia and now FHM has four reasons why this Asian hot-spot should be on your vacation short list.

Tuesday, October 14th

Florida Tail-Gators: Florida/LSU Weekend

COED was busy this past weekend with tons and tons of college-style drinkin’, having attended both the World’s Largest Flip Cup Tournament in NYC and the 100 Man Beer Bong tailgate party in Gainesville, FL, home of the University of Florida, for the LSU Tigers vs UF’s Gators.

COED Vault: Sexiest Rock Star Spawn

This past weekend, Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of Elvis Presley, gave birth to two twin daughters, Finley and Harper, so you’re going to have to wait another 18 years before you see either of them show up on this Site. But don’t fret! Lisa Marie’s ridiculously hot 19-year-old daughter, Riley Keough already sits atop our Sexiest Rock Star Spawn list. So if Riley is any indication – which she most certainly is – the wait will be well worth it.

The World’s Largest Flip Cup Tournament: NYC

Last Saturday afternoon (Oct. 11), at a bar in lower Manhattan, a hoard of heavy drinkers took their spots around the table to prove themselves masters in the World’s Largest Flip Cup Tournament. Hosted by the Flip Cup Guys, the WLFCT consisted of 64 teams from 10 different states and Canada, each competing for an all-expenses-paid trip to Jamaica. After a lot of drinking, cursing and failed dreams, DC-area team, the Two Finger Fanatics flipped their way to victory and a well-worth it hang-over.

Monday, October 13th

Breast Test: How To Tell If She Has Fake Boobs

After posting our 52 Best Natural Breasts of All-Time, much debate erupted over whose lady lumps were real and who’s were more fake than a campaign promise. To some, the difference between real breasts and fake breasts couldn’t be more obvious. But with advances in plastic surgery, it’s getting harder and harder for anyone to tell the difference. Still, a few details exist that can expose which one’s are all-natural and which were made in a factory. So read on and never be fooled again!

The Week In Re-Boob: Oct. 6th – 12th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

Getting Caught: Deny, Deny, Deny

I tend to think of myself as a Jedi Cocksman – someone who could navigate my way through any girl drama, at any time, in any forum. Please meet my friend Jay in the above photo. Being my friend, I “hid” his face, but I think the expression of the faces of the accompanying ladies speaks to the particular situation that Jay found himself this past Saturday night.

I Scissored Sarah Palin

COED Magazine / Austin Rhodes

This picture from Wednesday’s Presidential debate at Hofstra University is already so perfect that I’m afraid I’m going to say something to f**k it up. So let’s just let this one speak for itself.

UPDATE: This is what “scissoring” is, for the two of you who don’t already know….

(Image: COED Magazine/Austin Rhodes)

Audrina Patridge is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Audrina Patridge, 23-year-old star of MTV’s The Hills isn’t exactly known for her mental prowess. And thank God for that! These new pictures are about as hot as rich, tanned brunette can get. And with these new smokin’ hot Maxim pictures, she sure to be around even more. And that’s something we’re definitely OK with.

The Great Depression vs The New Depression

The Great Depression vs The New Depression

Sarah Palin Is a Weirdo

Top 10 “Top 10 Hottest” Chicks Lists

Jessica Simpson Has Skills

Nipple-tastic Anna Paquin Videos

Holly Madison’s Looking Good and Busty

9,000 Honeys, Not Many Clothes

Tampa Bay Rays vs “The Cleveland Indians” Who you got?

Kristen Bell Looks Good In Gold

Steal This Comic

Don’t Believe the Drug Czar

Mariska Hargitay Has Something to Show You

Megan Fox Is the Hottest Geek

Megan Fox Is a Totally Hot Geek

Feranda Tavares Has Something To Show You

Gisele Bundchen Films a Music Video

Carmen Electra and Her Sweater Kittens

NHL GM’s Daughter Is Smokin’!

Hayden Panettiere Has Nice Cupcakes

Sigourney Weaver Is “Incensed” by Palin

Obama Wins 7-Eleven Election By a Slurpee Landslide

DJ Quits On-Air

New Bond Girl Olga Kurylenko Likes to Get Naked (NSFW)

Candidate “Beauty” Secrets

Sarah Palin And Joe Biden Debate Notes

What Sarah Palin And Joe Biden Were Writing During Their Debate

Kendra Wilkinson In A Super Tight Dress Part 2

Britney Spears Goes Go-Karting

Avril Lavigne Bikini Pictures

Watch Sunday Night’s Entourage Episode “Tree Trippers”

Check Out The Hottie Standing Behind Joanna Krupa

Wouldn’t It Be Nice To Wipe Food Off Your Face With $100 Bills

Panhandlers Make More than the Average Worker

Monday Morning Motorboat

QB Spikes Himself in the Nuts

She Just Had Twins?

William Hung?

Leryn Franco Runway Slipage

Prep For Golf Bon-rs

Juice Has A Thing For Blonds

Propane Tank Explosion

The Dark Buzz Knight-year