Last time we saw Jared Freid, Ultimate Frat Dude, he was bro-ing out with nerds at Comic-Con. This time around, he’s at a Con but with less dweebs and way more sluts. SANTACON! We showed you some of the best pics from last weekend’s event in NYC, now scope the funniest video to jump down our chimney – it’s J-Train sleighing bitches on the express line to the gift of lolz.

I didn’t get to participate in NYC’s SantaCon this past weekend but from what I hear, you couldn’t move because of all the jolly St. Nicks, elves, candy cane men, snowmen, and reindeer occupying “North Pole”. If you missed it (or want to remember what happened), check out this gallery of pics from the first wave of SantaCons around the world. Check back next week for Round 2.

Since we couldn’t successfully pull off any original SantaCon content (and the damn event took place in our home city) we’ll show you how the real professionals get it done. Not only does Asylum.com have a friggen video team but they also have one of those official looking Asylum microphone covers so girls don’t get creeped out when you ask ‘what it’ll take for them to show some boob’. Well done Sirs, mental note taken. There’s nothing like a holiday to inspire the lovely ladies of the New York City area to let it all hang out. This year’s SantaCon was certainly no exception. Watch the video right here…

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