Let’s be honest, Santa’s a pretty stressed out dude. Don’t let that jolly routine fool you. After a hard day’s work in which he delivers millions of gifts, he’s gonna celebrate like it’s 2012 (read: end of the world). We can’t think of a better way to let loose than with beer bongs and beer pong. Sinkin’ cup… Click to read more

I didn’t find this video on Reddit, but that doesn’t mean that I can’t learn anything today. I’ve heard the stories about where the man/myth/legend known as Santa Claus came from, but before watching this video I never got the complete story. For many reasons, hopefully none of you watching this are five years old – I wouldn’t want to be responsible for ruining Christmas. Unless you’re my cousins, and I thought it was already fairly obvious that “Santa Claus” was our really our uncle. Video after the jump!

He sees you when you’re sleeping and he has a red dot right on your motherf***ing forehead, so recognize fool! While most citizens believe that Navy Seal Team 6 knocked off Bin Laden, truth is jolly ol’ St. Nick capped that lanky bearded a-hole. In all seriousness, as the holidays approach and we get together with family and friends for some peppermint schnapps and gingerbread fruitcakes, the men and women serving our country are out there preserving freedom, justice, and the American way. We salute them with this photo gallery of Christmas-themed military photos that will serve as a friendly reminder to terrorists on the naughty list – Military Santa don’t deliver coal, homey.

December 6th is Saint Nicholas Day. On this day, there’s a festival for children in many European countries celebrating “the bringer of gifts”. The American Santa Claus, as well as Father Christmas, derive from the legends surrounding the Dutch Sinterklaas aka De Goedheiligman (The Good Holy Man). For a holiday targeted to kids, they seem awfully upset about sitting on the big guy’s lap. If you’re the poor schmuck who’s been suckered into being a mall Santa, you might want to explore other routes after seeing our gallery of sadly hilarious mall santa pics after the jump.

One of the best things about Christmas time is the music. It’s bright, colorful, and warm; just what you need to get through the cold winter months. I, being a young angry man, have the punk rock attitude of going a bit against the grain. While I do appreciate the likes of Burl Ives, Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, and even the wholly depressing “Happy Christmas (War Is Over)” by John Lennon, I prefer my diet of Christmas music to be a bit more modern. So today I bring to you, some of my favorite modern Christmas tunes. Enjoy!!

If you’ve watched more than three consecutive minutes of television recently, you’ve probably seen snippets of about eight different Christmas movies. Most of these star a celebrity whose 15 minutes of fame has long expired (Kathy Ireland, anyone?), teach the same morals you learned in kindergarten, and feature no surprises. And there&#… Click to read more

Remember when you were a kid and Christmas was the best day of the year? You laid out cookies and milk for Santa before going to bed, and you were jumping out of bed before the sun rose, begging to open all your presents on Christmas morning. But times have changed. Fast forward a few years and now it’s hard to drag yourself out of bed before noon, the presents from Santa aren’t nearly as cool, and the only plus side of the holiday is you’re allowed to drink hard alcohol before 5pm and nobody looks at you like you have a drinking problem. To add a little more fun to the festivities, here are some of the drinking games you can play throughout the day.

Let’s face it, Santa’s life kinda sucks. His wife’s let herself go, his home’s in the coldest place on earth and he spends the last month of every year with a urine filled lap left by balling babies at the local mall. It’s no wonder he likes to drink. But with all the bad, there’s also some good. And we have to think, these gorgeous gals sitting on Santa’s lap is more than enough to keep him coming back year after year… regardless of the occasional awkward boner.

Saint Nick, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Santa Claus – whichever moniker you land on, one thing’s for sure: Dude knows how to party. Ever wonder why he’s so jolly? No, it’s not all the hot chicks with colossal cleavage that sit on his lap at the mall nor is it the milk and cookies. It’s ‘cuz he’s got a decent buzz going from beer pongin’ and bongin’. Let’s be honest, would any SOBER person wear a bright red jumpsuit with furry cuffs and black boots? Plus, my man has to travel around the globe in 1 day and deliver millions of gifts. He’s allowed to let loose and celebrate, ah’ight? You got the bottle, I got the cup, come on, everybody, let’s get…

Ok, so maybe these stuffed animals aren’t quite as creepy as our 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations, but stuffing dead animals for ornamental purposes is pretty damn creepy in and of itself. Throw in a Santa hat and some Christmas lights and it’s downright disturbing, albeit not as disturbing as this.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 89 barely edged out the animated Rapunzel flick Tangled by a less than $350k. Burlesque took the fourth spot with $11 mil while boner rom com Love and Other Drugs was stronger than Faster. This week’s entries feature the best ballerina on ballerina kiss in the history of lesbianism, ninjas battling cowboys, a gay conman, Black Panthers, the afterlife, psycho yuppies, and Santy Claus. Anyone else watching the Scrooged marathon on AMC? Awesome, right? Read this first, though.

The good folks at Rebel Virals have put together this awesome mash-up just in time for Christmas and the upcoming season of 24. If there is one thing to take away from this video it’s you don’t f**k with Santa.

Props to The Daily What for uncovering this gem.

Ok, so maybe these stuffed animals aren’t quite as creepy as our 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations, but stuffing dead animals for ornamental purposes is pretty damn creepy in and of itself. Throw in a Santa hat and some Christmas lights and it’s downright disturbing, albeit not as disturbing as this.