I’ve went to the gym a total of four times in my entire life, and never plan on going again. I understand the act of great courage that goes into being overweight and exercising at the gym, in the public.
In my case, I can’t get over the fact that I feel like a total idiot next to ripped dudes that can bench my body weight with one arm tied behind their back… Click to read more

Everybody has that friend who had a girlfriend that turned out to be a lesbian.
Once the “breaking news” is out, the same emotions crop up: devastation followed by intrigue. Is she all about scissoring chicks or does she just want a kinky threesome? Don’t count on any scandalous action: girls who make out when they’re drunk are nine… Click to read more

Every sports fan has an opinion on whether of not Barry Bonds is a cheater.
Watch ESPN’s media blitz for 10 minutes and you will know what I’m talking about. Bonds just broke the most coveted records in all of sports and the media can’t seem to redirect their news fiending boner away from the fact that the guy potentially cheated.
Are America… Click to read more

SAN DIEGO — At 7:29 p.m. local time Saturday, in the top of the second inning, Barry Bonds hit career home run No. 755 off Padres pitcher Clay Hensley. It was the first home run he had ever hit off Hensley, who became the 445th different major league pitcher to surrender a home run to Bonds.
It came on a 2-1 pitch, a 91-mph fastball. The swing was clean and true… Click to read more