I used to think that “Rusty Trombone” was funny, and while it’s still funny to picture the imagery actually happening, the people behind naming ridiculous sex moves have really stepped their game up. Gone are the vanilla “Dirty Sanchez” and the “Roman Helmet.” Instead, humanity is now blessed to have moves like the “Salty Walrus” and the “Leprechaun’s Revenge” at our disposal. Check out our list of the 11 most ridiculous sounding sex moves after the jump.

So it looks like America’s girl next door has been using the back door far more often that you could ever imagine. Yep, that’s right. Sandra Bullock’s incredibly (disturbingly) kinky alleged sex tape includes everything from an authentic Dirty Sanchez to Nazi role play.

Google “sex moves” and you might find a couple articles from chick mags like Cosmo or Redbook about how to please your man with positions like (GASP!) doggy style or (DOUBLE GASP!) reverse cowgirl. Extend your search a little further and you might find a couple articles on more advanced and complicated positions from the book of love – the Kama Sutra…