Today’s Cyber Monday, and that means great online deals all day. And unless you want to get trampled, I’d say it’s best to stay home this year and get all your shopping done online and out of the way of the angry mob. So I’ve compiled a ton of online options to get the job done for (pretty much) everyone in your gift-giving circle. A lot of them are interchangeable, depending on the people in your life, so don’t get stuck on the categories. But I will say, if you choose one site for every person on your list, you’ll have that whole “Christmas spirit” thing out of the way and you can just go watch some football.

Check out The Complete Guide to Christmas Shopping Online: (more…)

Black Friday is a time when even the most frugal shoppers wake up early and empty out their wallets. In the past people would have to wake up at ungodly hours and check the newspaper on the day to become aware of the the massive discounts.

Now, thanks to 21st century technology, the deals are leaked all over the internet.

Find solace in knowing you’re ahead of the curve this Black Friday. (more…)

For only £300,000 you – yes, you! – can have your very own Roman Bath house. It’s perfect for relaxing baths, toga parties and Caligula-styled orgy blowouts. (BBC News)

Honda Accord: reliable on gas, not so reliable in ATM-dragging category. (Times News)

Young? Single? Horny? Democrat? Join the Obama Swingers Club today! (Gawker)

Internet romance gone wrong: 30-year-old woman tantalizes a 16-year-old boy into sending naughty pictures, cybering and…playing on Xbox LIVE. (Dayton Daily News)

Mom uses her toddler to steal purses. Cla$$y. (Fox News)