How Not to Shoot an Arrow Off Someone’s Head [Video]

This beautifully amazing clip is from Russia’s version of “America’s Got Talent” called, simply, “Talent.” And like all these shows, it starts out with hilariously untalented people with too much confidence making complete asses of themselves. But where the Russian version really excels is with insanely dangerous stunts, like the old “shoot the arrow off the head” number these silly bastards try – and FAIL.

Ranger Prospect-Star Alex Cherepanov Dies – Former NY Star Jaromir Jagr To Blame?

On a day when the 4-0-0 New York Rangers should have been excitedly preparing for their cross-river rival New Jersey Devils, they were instead mourning the loss of one of the brightest lights in the future of their historic franchise. Monday night in Russia, the hockey world lost one of its top talents when Ranger prospect Alexei Cherepanov suffered an apparent heart attack during a game against Russin pro-team Avangard Omsk road-game.

The enigmatic 19-year old right winger had a brilliant future ahead of him, already rated as the top European talent in the 2007 draft, having already scored more points than Alexander Ovechkin and Evgeni Malkin during his first year in the Russian League. What stood out most about this young Russian-born skater was his superstar aura that emanated confidence, intelligence, competitiveness, and a respectable personality both on and off the ice. (more…)

Miss COED: Anna Semenovich

Anna Semenovich

Anna Semenovich is a Russian pop diva that’s virtually unknown in the United States, so it’s due time COED exposed her beauty.

Check out Anna Semenovich’s Miss COED gallery after the jump! (more…)

Rockies Edge Out Padres for the NL Wild Card

Baseball Colorado Rockies

After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo)

Schools the world over ban hugs between students. See? I was right in 7th grade – hugs do get you pregnant! (My Way)

Britney Spears, fresh off losing custody of her kids, shows up at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills, spending her cash and flashing her ass. I can’t believe I’m starting to like – nay, love – K-Fed. (TMZ)

I can’t possibly expand on this: “Sex in Car: Hooker Mom Snorts Cocaine Off Baby’s Stomach While Breastfeeding.” (Breitbart)

Hillary Clinton’s laugh (dubbed the “Clinton Cackle”) is no laughing matter. (Wonkette)

Garry Kasparov: world chess champion, Russian and…presidential candidate in Russia? (CBS)

Russian Woman Folds Frying Pan

I have a rule of thumb that the girls I date can not have arms strong enough to fold a frying pan into a cannoli. I’m sorry you just have to draw the line somewhere.

“Indiana Jones 4″ Extra Leaks Out Major Plot Points (Major Spoilers)

Indiana Jones 4

Never trust a Russian.

Tyler Nelson, a ballet dancer who worked on the newly-christened Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull recently leaked out several key plot points of the film.

Even more asinine than totally jeopardizing his young career (Nelson is 24) is that he spilled all of these juicy details to his local paper – not a big-budget rag. At the very least Nelson could’ve paid his way through infamy; now he’s just another out of work actor.

Anyhoo, how about those plot points?

Read the leaked plot points of Indy 4 (with a breakdown of each one) after the jump.

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