Holy sh!t, heroin is a hell of a drug. Not only does this guy look like a mouse, but when he takes his shirt off there’s nothing to see but skin and bones. The same can be said when he busts out his manhood – there’s nothing to see but his eyes as they get super wide. But wait, there’s more: just watch this guy try to put away his needle. Check out the video after the jump.

Movies and war go together like Britney Spears and Cheetos. Like Jon Gosselin and douchebaggery. When there’s a war going on, chances are someone out there is making propaganda films for it. Here are clips of five of the funniest propaganda films ever made.

This beautifully amazing clip is from Russia’s version of “America’s Got Talent” called, simply, “Talent.” And like all these shows, it starts out with hilariously untalented people with too much confidence making complete asses of themselves. But where the Russian version really excels is with insanely dangerous stunts, like the old “shoot the arrow off the head” number these silly bastards try – and FAIL.

On a day when the 4-0-0 New York Rangers should have been excitedly preparing for their cross-river rival New Jersey Devils, they were instead mourning the loss of one of the brightest lights in the future of their historic franchise. Monday night in Russia, the hockey world lost one of its top talents when Ranger prospect Alexei Cherepanov suffered an appar… Click to read more

Anna Semenovich is a Russian pop diva that’s virtually unknown in the United States, so it’s due time COED exposed her beauty.
Check out Anna Semenovich’s Miss COED gallery after the jump!… Click to read more

After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo)
Schools the world over ban hugs between students. See? I was right in 7th grade – hugs do get you pregnant! (My Way)
Britney Spears, fresh off losing custody of her kids, shows up at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills, spending her cash and flashing her ass. I c… Click to read more

I have a rule of thumb that the girls I date can not have arms strong enough to fold a frying pan into a cannoli. I’m sorry you just have to draw the line somewhere.… Click to read more

Never trust a Russian.
Tyler Nelson, a ballet dancer who worked on the newly-christened Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull recently leaked out several key plot points of the film.
Even more asinine than totally jeopardizing his young career (Nelson is 24) is that he spilled all of these juicy details to his local paper – not a big-budget… Click to read more