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As usual, last night’s Video Music Awards sucked a**.  The geniuses at MTV have succeeded in turning what was once a borderline semi-entertaining awards show into a series of tedious advertisements between more advertisements.  Great Job!

But despite all the foolishness, the sexy starlets came out in numbers, and for the most part, were looking dy-no-mite.  So, rather than making you search thru all those grocery-store-checkout-line-webzines for a little bit o’ VMA leg, we have taken it upon ourselves to weed out the wack and give you the jack.

BTW Pink- You saying “Lemme Check My Flow” in a song has a way different connotation than when Eminem says it… and the thought makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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Comedian Russell Brand, best known for his hilarious performance as Infant Sorrow lead singer Aldous Snow in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, will be hosting the 2008 Video Music Awards.

Brand isn’t as well known as many of the previous VMA hosts (including Jack Black, Sean “Diddy” Combs, and Chris Rock), but I think we can all agree that he is a perfect choice for this year’s event.

The 2008 MTV Video Music Awards are set to air live on September 7th, so tune-in to find out what Brand has up his sleeve….or his leather pants. Uh…