Happy Friday the 13th everyone! Besides bad luck, the thing most associated with today is Jason Voorhees and his love of ridiculous murders. Jason loves murdering people so much that he always seems to find an inexplicable way to come back to life. Of course, Jason is a fictional character and it’s good that there isn’t a masked man trying to f*ck up your house p… Click to read more

According to TMZ and the Associated Press, one of our editors is getting a late Christmas present because Katy Perry is going to be celebrating her New Year’s Eve alone! That’s right, comedian-who’s-convinced himself-that-he’s-actually-a-rock-and-roller Russell Brand filed for divorce on Friday, December 30th. Why Russell would want to divorce the woman who’s graced our Best Natural Breasts and Women Who Wow’d is anyone’s guess, but we’re busy trying to figure out where she’s going to be at midnight tomorrow.

Katy Perry, named the hottest woman in the world by Maxim Magazine, is having quite the year. Not only is Last Friday Night expected to be a huge summer hit, but so is her colossal cleavage. And if these boobalicious photos don’t prove that she’s the hottest babe around, then just consider the fact that she’s willing to sleep  (and marry)  Russell Brand — a man who brags that he slept with 80 women a month before settling down with her. Enjoy.

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Katy Perry is trending like crazy right now and for good reason. Last week, she made waves with her cleavage-y appearance on Sesame Street in which Elmo eye humped the be-jesus out of her jubblies then during a skit on Saturday Night Live this past weekend, she dons a super tight Elmo shirt and does THIS. The sex symbol can’t MOVE without someone somewhere editing it into a provocative animated gif and we’ve got them all. Prepare to lose the next few days of your life to staring at these mini-movies of monster mammaries.

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