Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t people supposed to learn to look before crossing a street – especially when you’re in F’ing Turkey, where, based on this video, the traffic rules make about as much sense as Gary Busey?Apparently not, because this dude gets slammed so hard, his godd*mn shoes fly off.

In this charming video, a group of transvestites in Brazil have decided to protest for greater rights by holding signs, dancing and playing in the middle of traffic. Needless to say, when a truck driver doesn’t notice the party, somebody pays the price.

In England, they monitor everything. You’re practically lucky to take a crap without people catching a glimpse on CCTV. But sometimes, having ubiquitous surveillance allows for some pretty incredible things to be caught on tape – like this guy who damn-near goes and gets himself hit by a g*ddamn train!