Keep eating those extra-value meals, fatty – you’ll get the last laugh.
Spray Pancakes: the wave of the future…I think. I hope.
VIDEO: Man-boobs finally have a purpose other than being poked fun at.
Pat Robertson (conservative) endorses Rudy Giuliani (uh…not very conservative by comparison).
Stealing $2.25 from an elementar… Click to read more

The approval rate of President George Bush and Congress has plummeted – again.
As of this morning, a Reuters/Zogby poll indicated that only a paltry 29 percent of Americans give Dubya the thumbs-up while a baffling 11 percent approve of the job Congress is doing. Both numbers are a record-low for each, leaving nothing short of complete doubt over the p… Click to read more

Stalker Friend network MySpace and trash-reality HQ MTV have joined forces to promote…politics?
Yes: the two main sources of mankind’s decline will be coordinating open-forum debates with the top-tier Presidential candidates on college campuses around the country starting in September.
Candidates confirmed for these nationwide even… Click to read more