Here’s a video of some kid named Rahat pranking his doofy looking white roommate into thinking that there’s a poltergeist haunting their crappy little two-bedroom condo. Right off the bat, the kid should have known that no self-respecting poltergeist is going to waste his time scaring two dinky little college students. Another thing, this is why you don’t room with f*cking magicians – especially ones who specialize in performing tricks for drive-thru fast food workers. They’re always trying to cut you in half or pull doves from under their Monster fitted caps. Check out the video after the jump!

Sometimes you find the answers to questions you really had no interest in knowing. Here’s a perfect example of why I have my parents knock on my door before they come in… I mean, not me personally because, you know, I’m not like that. Seriously. Trust me. Whatever man, don’t f*cking judge me like that. Just watch the video below.

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You did it, you’re finally on your own and away from family members prying into every facet of your private life. But that also means you’re cut off and your parents sure as hell aren’t coughing up the coin to pay for your apartment; enter roommate(s) and splitting the rent. While the idea sounds feasible, you soon begin to realize you̵… Click to read more

It’s happened to every college guy. You’re out drinking, you meet a nice girl, things are going great, and you decide to head back to her place because she “has Nintendo Wii and wants to beat you in bowling.” On the way to her apartment you’re thinking that maybe tonight is the night to try that new move you saw on FHM’s Kama Sutra, until you walk in the front door and find yourself staring into the eyes of the anti-Christ herself: the cock-blocking roommate.

When it comes to the world of flirtation, anything seems fair game. However, it’s important to be selective when searching for a mate. Approaching a girl expends valuable resources that you don’t need to be throwing into a fire. So how do you know if the chick you’re thinking about is worth it? Here’s five women you should avoid for your own safety and sanity.

It’s happened to every college guy. You’re out drinking, you meet a nice girl, things are going great, and you decide to head back to her place because she “has Nintendo Wii and wants to beat you in bowling.”
On the way to her apartment you’re thinking that maybe tonight is the night to try that new move you saw on FHM’s Kam… Click to read more

Sarah Palin Was Big Into College Hopping
Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin seems to have switched colleges at least six times in six years, including two stints at the University of Idaho before graduating from there in 1987.
Federal privacy laws prohibit the schools from disclosing her grades, and none of the schools contacted by The Ass… Click to read more

One of the joys of maturing into responsible adults is the new, more equal relationship we can establish with our parents. It’s cool to be able to grab a brewski at family barbecues (double-y cool because you didn’t have to pay for it), usually leading to an awesome opportunity to sit around and gab with the fam about your hilarious exploits away a… Click to read more

Getting “Sexiled” By Your Roommate
One day during her freshman year, Yesenia Arellano walked into her dorm room to find her roommate with a guy, just about to have sex.
“He was lying on the bed and she was doing something with her shirt, taking it off or something. I told her, ‘Let me know when you’re done,’ and left,” said Arellano, a second-year bi… Click to read more

Chad is terrified of Aliens, so of course his roommates decide to torment him relentlessly at all hours of the night. But eventually the prank goes from funny to freaky.… Click to read more

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If you’re anything like me, nothing is better than listening to a favorite album while falling asleep – but that’s hard to accomplish if you dorm is inhabited by a loud, obnoxious roommate. To be perfectly fair, you may be the problem, with your horrible taste in music. While headphones for you (or earplugs for them) offer a quick solution… Click to read more

Prank your best friend, enemy, roommate or the entire dorm with an all-time classic – the stink bomb.
Here’s a quick little recipe that’s sure to please. It’s not the quickest prank you could pull, but with a little patience (a week of planning for maximum effect) you will have a nice stinky solution you can use on your victims!
Put this beast in a small dor… Click to read more

Ah, to be independent from your parents and siblings – it’s freedom that most college students aren’t ready for, believe it or not. Case in point: you live like a slob ’cause your mom always did your laundry, and your idea of clean is hiding a mess until the smell becomes so repugnant that calling the fumigators may be a lost cause.
Liv… Click to read more