All I’m going to say is, if you’re going to snoop around like a cat burglar, it’s probably a good idea to have some clue as to how to walk across a roof without it falling in on itself… four times! I’m mean, seriously, dude. You’re in China. They’re not exactly known for making things that last forever. If you were climbing around on the pyramids, then maybe, but this is just freakin’ ridiculous.

When you get a group of teenagers together, you can pretty much guarantee that they’re going to do something stupid and/or dangerous if given the opportunity. In this case the geniuses are pulling some sort of shenanigans in the back of a school bus, which result in this chick getting her ass chucked in the air, hitting the roof. She takes it like a champ, though…

Sporting 20-inch rims, a world-class V12 engine and the uber-pimp landaulet top, the Maybach Landualet is the most badass luxury car we’ve seen in a long time. In fact, this thing is so ridiculously fly, it’s not even called a car anymore; it’s a “luxury chauffeured saloon.” And if there’s one thing that every car should be, it’s a saloon. Oh, and it costs $1.35 million dollars. Not so bad, right? I mean, the ride must be incredible. You could literally plow over a village of poor people with this thing, and not even notice. Eat that, Bentley!

Find out more about this car that you will never, ever own, here! And check out the pics below!

Guy gets a criminal record for yelling obscene remarks at his television. (The Sun)

Custom officers find a bunch of ecstasy stuffed inside a Mr. Potato Head. (AFP)

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire! We don’t need no water let the motherf***er burn! Burn motherf***er, burn! (Boston Globe)

Actual headline: “Leapfrogging Mayor Bruises Tomato.” (BBC News)

Grandpa’s got major karate skills. (10 TV)