October 5th is Ray Kroc’s birthday. Who the f*** is Ray Kroc? He was the genius that bought out some local burger joint called McDonald’s back in 1954 and turned it into the juggernaut that it is today. Although Kroc died back in 1984 of heart failure (I’m thinking too many Big Macs or an intense lap dance or possibly both, the dude was 81) he will always be remembered for changing the way the world eats, but there are many things about the iconic Golden Arches you might not know. Check ‘em out along with our gallery of funny, WTF McDonald’s photos and some kick-ass Kroc-isms after the jump…

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