For the second time this month, Stan Van Gundy is sticking his fat nose where it doesn’t belong.

The Ron Jeremy look-a-like has continued to inflate his status as a bully behind the mic by publicly calling out major NBA figureheads twice in the past four weeks.  First he ripped Shaquille O’Neal for flopping, and now he’s sinking his teeth into the Knicks for their supposedly poor handling of his current Orlando Magic assistant coach and former Knick legend, Patrick Ewing.

Ewing was honored by the Knicks this week with a Legends Award, given to only seven elite players from the past of their storied franchise.Rather than congratulating his assistant that deserves every ounce of credit for Dwight Howard’s ascension, the tubby Van Gundy instead called out the New York Knicks organization and its handling of Ewing, claiming, “The organization to me sort of pretends to appreciate him and like him.” (more…)

No matter how good you are at getting a girl in the sack, chances are you have jack on these legends of the bedroom. With little black books thicker than a great sequoia, these seven men didn’t just chase tail, they hoarded it by the thousands and landed their names in the history books along the way. When you’re this much of a man-slut, it’s hard not to feel a little special – not that we’re saying they’re heroes, but we’re kind of thinking we should.

Check out the Top 7 Man-Sluts of All Time after the jump! (more…)

This weekend, we had  a chance to attend the 2008 eXXXotica New York porn convention which, for some retarded reason, was over an hour outside of New York, in f**king New Jersey. (How you can have something not even in New York state and call it “Exxxotica New York,” we’ll never understand.) All that aside, it was well worth the travel time.

With scantily-clad and straight-up naked chicks, porn stars and strippers from wall to wall, it was truly a day to remember–and remember it we did, with a ton of pictures for your viewing pleasure! While the whole thing was a huge learning experience (“You can do that in public?!”), super-hottie pornstar/philosopher Sasha Grey told us the best bit of wisdom from the weekend: “Nothing hurts harder than a soft d*ck chaffing your a**hole.” And on that note, here’s The Ass-ential eXXXotica New York Porn Convention…

Warner Bros. development department is compiled mostly of wh*res.Why the harshness do you ask? Good question, and my answer is simple. Don’t f**k with perfection.

Did the Vatican say, “Ya know Benny, da’ta ceiling on’a da’ chapel sure is molte bene, but don’t you a’ wish we coulda’ redo it wit a little CGI? Lika’ da’ Matrix?” No they didn’t. In ‘72, did Shula say, “You know what guys, I know we are undefeated but I want to make sure everyone gets a chance to play – Go on third team! You’re in!” No he did not. Did Ron Jeremy say, “You know what, maybe I shouldn’t be the only 350 lb porn star with DD-man-boobs – Jenny Craig here I come!” Hells no, the Hedgehog did no such thing.

Why, pray tell, would anyone in their right mind agree to remake Enter the Dragon.

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