Happy Groundhog Day! Since we here in NYC have been experiencing one of the mildest winters in a long time, we thought it was a forgone conclusion that Punxsutawney Phil wouldn’t see his shadow and we’d be swimming in an early Spring. Well, we were wrong – 6 more weeks of winter. What a load of sh*t. He punk’d us all. At least, thereR… Click to read more

This week we’re looking at whiskey, vodka and rum. To be specific: Jack Daniel’s Single Barrel Select, Ed Hardy Vodka (who knew?) and Ron de Jeremy Rum… Yeah, that’s right, the aging porn star has finally hit the bottom of the barrel. Literally, they found him naked at the bottom of a rum barrel! Make sure to check out our full reviews and delicious mixed drink recipes after the jump!

Online Schools created a flowchart to help you determine how you’ll make your first million. Me? I’m on my sixth million, so it’s difficult for me to remember my first – it was so long ago. Problem is just because you make a million doesn’t mean you’re rich, at least, according to a recent Fidelity Investments survey. The results from that questionnaire revealed respondents don’t think they’re “rich” until they have $7.5 million in the bank. Hmm, that’s compelling and rich. Trace your path to mountains of money after the jump!

We all have a stereotypical view of space invaders – they’re typically ugly motherf*ckers. Look no further than E.T., Aliens, Independence Day or the latest alien invasion flick, “Skyline” opening in theaters Friday, 11/12. Everyone thinks these foreign cretins will come to our planet on some sort of UFO and attack. What if they’re already among us like in the new NBC hit The Event?

As a whole, we women can overlook a whole mountain of fashion faux pas when we’re looking to hookup. But there are 5 style no-no’s that will never, EVER get you into our beds. If you’re ever caught wearing any of the following, you can kiss your good night, good bye.

For the second time this month, Stan Van Gundy is sticking his fat nose where it doesn’t belong. The Ron Jeremy look-a-like has continued to inflate his status as a bully behind the mic by publicly calling out major NBA figureheads twice in the past four weeks. First he ripped Shaquille O’Neal for flopping, and now he’s sinking his teeth into the Knicks for their supposedly poor…

No matter how good you are at getting a girl in the sack, chances are you have jack on these legends of the bedroom. With little black books thicker than a great sequoia, these seven men didn’t just chase tail, they hoarded it by the thousands and landed their names in the history books along the way. When you’re this much of a man-slut, it’s ha… Click to read more

This weekend, we had  a chance to attend the 2008 eXXXotica New York porn convention which, for some retarded reason, was over an hour outside of New York, in f**king New Jersey. (How you can have something not even in New York state and call it “Exxxotica New York,” we’ll never understand.) All that aside, it was well worth the travel time.… Click to read more

Warner Bros. development department is compiled mostly of wh*res.Why the harshness do you ask? Good question, and my answer is simple. Don’t f**k with perfection.
Did the Vatican say, “Ya know Benny, da’ta ceiling on’a da’ chapel sure is molte bene, but don’t you a’ wish we coulda’ redo it wit a little C… Click to read more