The first patented roller skate was introduced in 1760, but it sucked. It wasn’t until January 4th, 1863 when James Plimpton optimized them. We’re sure his intention was for hot chicks to wear them with knee highs and short shorts while enjoying a lollipop. Face it, the hot girl in roller skates motif is right up there with sexy schoolgirl. Remember Roller Girl in Boogie Nights? Exactly. Click through to strap in and get retro hot.

With Drew Barrymore’s directorial debut, “Whip It,” which hits theaters October 2, the awesomely sexy sport of Roller Derby is working its way back into the mainstream. But the real advancements in this sport comes straight from Texas and the Lonestar Rollergirls. So to get you in the mood for skates, sexy outfits and rock-hard hotties, here is Ridiculously Rad Roller Derby Girls: 2009.

Saturday marks the 8th annual Texas Cavello Cup Roller Derby Championship and that means tons of super hot, tattooed, badass chicks brawling it out to become the queens of the rollergirl world. From the Cherry Bombs to the Rhinestone Cowgirls, these hardcore roller derby girls aren’t just hot, they could kick your ass with their eyes closed.
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