The first patented roller skate was introduced in 1760, but it sucked. It wasn’t until January 4th, 1863 when James Plimpton optimized them. We’re sure his intention was for hot chicks to wear them with knee highs and short shorts while enjoying a lollipop. Face it, the hot girl in roller skates motif is right up there with sexy schoolgirl. Remember Roller Girl in Boogie Nights? Exactly. Click through to strap in and get retro hot.