Miss Arkansas Alyse Eady may have placed 2nd in Saturday night’s Miss America 2011 Pageant, but her yodeling / ventriloquism rendition of “I Wanna Be a Cowboy Sweetheart” took first place for ‘creepiest and most bizarre’ in the talent competition. I’m not sure what makes a beautiful girl like Alyse turn to yodeling with two ventriloquist dolls named Rosie and Rocky, but I would bet there is an estranged Uncle somewhere in the equation.

Dolph Lundgren has portrayed just about every kind of ass-kicking persona Hollywood could create. In honor of the release of Dolph Lundgren Is The Killing Machine, we ran down some of his more memorable quotes from his best movies.

This week’s entries feature an antsy prisoner, ungodly godparents, John Lennon, crazy love, dumb teenagers, female empowerment, pimps, hos, and a writer you might not want to rape. So, stop working on that super secret PowerPoint and read these previews, Karen!

After the early success of The Expendables, it’s only natural that word of a sequel is already out. Everyone will have their speculations as to what actors should join the greatest action ensemble ever, including me. Although there are numerous unknowns who’ve cut their teeth in dozens of action flicks, The Expendables 2 deserves more household names and faces to share the explosions and fighting that gave every man with a pair a grin from ear to ear. Hopefully Arnold (if politically possible) and Bruce will get more screen time in the sequel, but the following actors should definitely be considered for major roles regardless.

Sequels, Remakes, Reboots and “Reimaginationings” have been Hollywood’s bread and butter over the past decade, however movies like 2008′s Rambo and Alien vs. Predator wouldn’t exist without the original classics from the decades before it. If you’re a guy and haven’t seen these movies, you better speed, shoot, fight or explode yourself to your local Blockbuster, add them to your Netflix Queue or find them on eBay because they’re all must sees.

When remembering the regrettable cultural cesspool that defined the 1980′s, two things typically come to mind: horribly bad synth-pop and Sylvester Stallone. Like a marriage made in 80′s Hell, the two combined created a unique genre of inspirational pussy-rock that bled all over American Pop Culture like a Rambo-induced, survival knife slash to the jugular.

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Mario Finally Resuces the Princess
Japan Is Rad…And Weird as Hell
Hurricane Ike Batters Southeast Texas
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Greatest Performances by a Backup
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When a rich celebrity rolls around with 4 bodyguards it’s usually the hired help that does the roughing up. Not the case this weekend!
Puff Daddy had a good old Rocky vs Tommy Gunn style street brawl this Saturday night at Kiosk in SoHo. What started as a verbal argument with his acquaintance Steven Acevedo escalated quickly and ended when Diddy gave Ace… Click to read more