A lot of you, including us, wondered just what the hell was up with “Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time”. The first season was pretty cool, but there weren’t many updates about a second. Well, we’ve got good news – season 2 premieres October 5th. One of the funniest characters on the show is Gay Robot. Originally a comedy bit on Adam Sandler’s fifth album, Shh…Don’t Tell. For those not in the know, Gay Robot wasn’t Born This Way, he had a wine cooler spilled on him, frying his circuit board. His repeated attempts to engage in homosexual acts are always denied or thwarted. So, we thought we’d help him out with our list of robots he should pursue. Check it out along with videos of Gay Robot in action after the jump.

Have you ever wondered what mentally insane people see everytime they close their eyes, ones that have watched way too much bad television and movies? Well you get this – 10 minutes of what happens when you put a collection of unlabeled VHS tapes into a blender and watch the resulting phantasmagoria of chaos. We have absolutely no idea why this video was made or the purpose it serves mankind, but believe us when we say this: once you start watching, you can’t stop – no matter how psychedelically freaky it gets! See this video oddity for yourself… if losing your mind isn’t that big of a deal for you.

The wheels of technology enslaving us are now officially set in motion thanks to the eye-controlled laptop and the “Jazz” telepresence robot unveiled during the CeBit technology expo in Hanover, Germany two weeks ago. While the general public – blind to their inevitable termination – is hailing these devices and others like them as innovations in technological design and general convenience, those of us who actually watched films like The Terminator and Tron know all too well that these are only the first insidious steps in mankind’s downfall. Know your enemy by reading COED’s list of eight technologies that you will eventually call “master” after the jump!

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Just last week I was talking about Gamer, where players controlled other people via their minds like a virtual avatar. Now comes Surrogates, with robot bodies taking over from weak fleshy bodies that control them via a mind control pod. Existing only as a human never looked so boring.
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Michael Bay’s Transformers is my childhood come to life. As a Transformers fan, I felt both excitement and hesitation when this project was announced; excitement because it was the Transformers being made into a live action movie; hesitation because I feared some studio executive was going to piss on my childhood and would green light a movie that was lik… Click to read more