Watching The Italian Job or Ocean’s 11 may give you the sudden urge to become a master thief; for about two minutes. Then you realize you don’t want to spend the next 10-20 years in prison because they always get caught, right? Actually that is very wrong. Even though almost every high profile robbery and heist is eventually solved, there have been a small number of Hollywood-worthy heists that have turned up no arrests or loot. Take a look at “The 5 Greatest Unsolved Heists Ever” after the jump.

If I’ve learned two things to not do from rap songs, it’s don’t sell drugs from your house and don’t pull out a gun unless you’re willing to use it. I can’t tell if the robber in this video is a country music fan, but he clearly hasn’t heard about the rule regarding packing heat. How can a self-respecting robber get his ass handed to him by a scrawny drunk dude who’s picking up some late-night snacks? I guess embarrasment is the real reason why he’s so busy trying to face. Video after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature the downfall of a beloved Sesame Street character who appears to be really strapped for “dough”, a female firefighter-paramedic who most likely has a foot fetish, and a bank robber in Copenhagen who forgot one critical item during his heist – his urine. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a three guys in Malaysia who tried to steal more than 725,000 condoms from the company they worked for, the mayor’s office ruining everyone’s fun over a proposed RoboCop statue in Detroit, and the world’s oldest cake finds a home in England. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Remember when you had to pick up a telephone, call a shared number, ask if so-and-so was home, and THEN talk to someone to invite them along to something? This was, of course, after someone else called you to invite you somewhere. Instantaneous information? A thing of the future, man. And now the future’s here but it can be confusing so here is how to use Facebook Places.

I once knew someone who made his girlfriend hold his junk when he took a leak. While there’s no name for the firefighter-esque peeing routine, there are names out there are all the weird fetishes you thought existed in only in your dreams. After a lot of Google searching (hint: turn safe search off), I’ve discovered the 10 weirdest fetishes in the world.

Everyone knows that local commercials can be awesomely awful – but this one is simply awesome. I’m not going to give away the ending, but I will tell you that it involves a hot chick, a horror movie motif and armed robbery. And it just gets better from there.

If you’re considering ever robbing a liquor store, I think it’d be a good idea if you take a look at this video before throwing on your ski mask. Basically, the thief says, “Give me the money.” The clerk goes to take the money out. Then the thief gets impatient, tries to grab the money, and all hell breaks loose. I’m not actually sure who loses this fight because nobody sure as hell wins.

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