September 6, 2008
- 5:00 pm
By COED Staff

The stereotype of Republican’s being a bunch of stuffy old men (or comic book super villains to some liberals) was shattered at the Republican National Convention.
The Republicans, despite trepidation about nominee John McCain, are fired up and ready for the campaign against Barack Obama.
Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani summed up the Republican stance by comparing the election to the hiring process. He called the American people ‘the boss’ looking at the resumes of two potential employees and asked us whom we would hire based on their resumes. Giuliani acknowledged Hillary Clinton, agreeing with her statement about how the President needs to be ready for the call at 3:00 am. (more…)
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September 6, 2008
- 3:30 pm
By COED Staff
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September 2, 2008
- 12:30 pm
By COED Staff

As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” But convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream media. Those silly bastards just can’t shut up about the hurricane(s), something that affects only a small portion of the national population. And while it might seem like some small tragedy–and somehow unfair–that the Repubs won’t get as much coverage as the Democrats, don’t be fooled.
This is the best bit of stratagem by the Republicans since Newt Gingrich and the spooge-stained dress. While the 24-hour news channels focuse on the impending doom of Hurricane Gustav and incoming Hanna, McCain and “friends” have taken the opportunity to release some of the most damning information about the Palin pick, saving them countless voters-worth of embarrassment. Here are all the reasons Gustav, Hanna and the rest of the storms are good for the Republicans this week, very good… (more…)
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September 2, 2008
- 12:30 pm
By COED Staff

As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” But convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream media. Those silly bastards just can’t shut up about the hurricane(s), something that affects only a small portion of the national population. And while it might seem like some small tragedy–and somehow unfair–that the Repubs won’t get as much coverage as the Democrats, don’t be fooled.
This is the best bit of stratagem by the Republicans since Newt Gingrich and the spooge-stained dress. While the 24-hour news channels focuse on the impending doom of Hurricane Gustav and incoming Hanna, McCain and “friends” have taken the opportunity to release some of the most damning information about the Palin pick, saving them countless voters-worth of embarrassment. Here are all the reasons Gustav, Hanna and the rest of the storms are good for the Republicans this week, very good… (more…)
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