NEWS FLASH: If you cheat on you’re girl and she finds out, beware! Nothing on earth is more terrifying than a woman’s wrath. And if these seven stories prove anything, it’s that a woman – any woman – with spite in her heart is capable of anything. So let these nauseating tales serve as a warning to any man that’s ever wrong… Click to read more

This week’s entries feature an antsy prisoner, ungodly godparents, John Lennon, crazy love, dumb teenagers, female empowerment, pimps, hos, and a writer you might not want to rape. So, stop working on that super secret PowerPoint and read these previews, Karen!

Inception held at number one and is poised to easily surpass its budget of $160 million with this weekend’s gross. Salt gave Inception a run for its money coming in at numero dos while Life After Wartime killed it on one screen taking in $30k+. This weekend’s entries feature annoying dinner guests, little brother killing heartthrobs, Killing Fields, Hef, pussies and canines, hermits, gigolos, crime lords, and an underrated Lady Gaga song.

This may just be the most awesome revenge story ever. Chris, a teen-aged middle school student was grounded for three months after his sister Katie ratted him out to his parents for having a 12 pack of beer in his room. With a lot of free time ahead of him and nothing to do, he decided to get some revenge. He snuck into his sister’s room and started snooping around.