So you graduated from college about a month ago and since then you’ve spent the entire time sitting on the couch, drinking warm frat beers, and friending all your professors on Facebook. Sure you’ve applied to a few jobs, but you probably haven’t heard anything back because you most likely made these 8 deadly mistakes and/or listed these 25 things that everyone knows don’t belong on a resume. Fix up your resume today so that tomorrow you can tell your parents that you’re looking for a job…and not be lying to them.

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