Whether you’re willing to admit it or not, you’re completely addicted to Facebook. It’s the first thing you check when you wake up and it’s the last thing you see before you go to sleep. Your life is a neverending cycle of updating your newsfeed, making fun of old friend’s lame statuses and telling everyone who will listen that you miss the old Facebook. Whether you’ve been on since the beginning or you just signed up, you already understand the urge to be connected at all times. We know that, we understand that and we wanted to find out just how far your obsession goes. That’s why we set out to conduct the most epic Facebook survey ever. 2500 participants and way too many horrifying fill-in-the-blank answers later, we had some epic results on our hand? How epic? Check them out after the jump!

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