‘Don’t let the name fool you – just like the deep dish, the upright position of her legs means she’ll enjoy an extra large potion. Grab her ankles for control and use her whimpers and moans to gauge your rhythm.’
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I’m down for poonany preservation, but this is something else.
Virgin Cream, a $60 cream that acts as a vajajay time-machine of sorts that (supposedly) tightens up a woman’s womanhood back to its more “youthful” days. The website boasts claims such as this:

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