The wheels of technology enslaving us are now officially set in motion thanks to the eye-controlled laptop and the “Jazz” telepresence robot unveiled during the CeBit technology expo in Hanover, Germany two weeks ago. While the general public – blind to their inevitable termination – is hailing these devices and others like them as innovations in technological design and general convenience, those of us who actually watched films like The Terminator and Tron know all too well that these are only the first insidious steps in mankind’s downfall. Know your enemy by reading COED’s list of eight technologies that you will eventually call “master” after the jump!

It is great to know that the economy’s complete and total collapse hasn’t taken its toll on AIG executive’s ability to kick back and get some well-deserves R&R. Really, nothing says, “Hey, we just helped destroy the American way of life for at least 2 generations of citizens,” like spending $440,000 on a short getaway i… Click to read more