Does the thought of asking a girl out on a date make you sweat in a non-sexual related way? If so, you are likely a coward. Don’t take it personally; the sad fact is that most of us guys are incredibly awkward when it comes to approaching girls (unless your name is Rico).

Luckily, with a little practice, know-how and confidence, even a gargoyle like Larry King can pick up a girl way out of our league (tip #1: money helps). Here are some more tips: (more…)

Swingers are groups of people who engage in sex with others outside their own relationships. A swinging couple will swap partners with other couples for their sexual enjoyment. In the 1970s, this practice was often referred to as “wife swapping.”

I have gone undercover into the world of swingers. Here are 6 things I learned about the swinger lifestyle. (more…)

Starting this coming Wednesday, and lasting until, say, next Wednesday, your chances of getting laid are dramatically increased. A new study has shown that this week long period, otherwise known as “the holidays”, is about more than just giving gifts — it’s also about having sex, and lots of it.

More condoms are sold, more babies are conceived and more virginities are lost during the coming week than at any other time of year. Joy to the World!

To some of you, this isn’t a big deal. You get laid all the time, and the uninhibited, random sex that you reliably stumble into every New Year’s Eve isn’t much different than the uninhibited, random sex you had last Tuesday. Congratulations, you are awesome. But! If you’ve spent the duration of 2008 sexless, stop making excuses and start taking notes. The reproductive season is in full swing, and you’ve got one week left to turn it around make this a year to remember.

According to a new survey by Men’s Fitness and Shape magazine, 85-percent of dudes think of themselves as “good” or “excellent” in the sack. However, the same survey reports that half of women think “very few” of the men they’ve been with have been good in bed, says the NY Post.

Additionally, seven out of 10 women admitted to faking orgasms – the exact same number of men who believe they give their lady an orgasm every time. So basically, a whole lot of dudes think they’re a whole lot better at satisfying women than they really are.

Now, your first reaction might be, “Haha, what losers!” But that’d be the wrong approach. In fact, that’s exactly why this disparity of opinion exists.

For whatever idiotic reason, many women (7 in 10, to be exact) think it’s better to keep quiet about their partner’s poor performance and fake an orgasm. But by doing that, they’re just tricking the guys into thinking they’re good when they’re not, thus perpetuating the problem. (more…)

News flash! Some bad pick-up lines can actually work to land yourself a new lady friend – and you know you want a new lady friend. So like a lion pacing the Savannah, you go to the target rich environment of your choice looking for love. If you are 5’2, 250 this advice will not help. Sorry old chap. If you are a young George Clooney, you don’t need help. But if you are reasonable looking single guy or simply an unfaithful bastard, here are some time tested lines and some analysis of each.

1. “Let’s have breakfast tomorrow, should I call you or nudge you?”

An oldie but a goodie. Ranks low on the originality scale since its been ripped off a thousand times. If your girl doesn’t understand what you are implying, you will later be able to hook up with other girls in front of her and tell her “It wasn’t me”.

2. (Checking her shirt tag) “I just wanted to see if you were made in heaven.”

Always gets a laugh. The extremely hot ones have probably heard it before, so be aware you might look like a cheese danish. It won’t seal the deal, but it could get things headed that way. (more…)

Every month women flock to newsstands to pick up their Bible. It is a woman’s source of knowledge for fashion, dating, and sex. Why do we as men care? We care because Cosmo is telling your woman how to treat you, dress for you, and sleep with you.

In a recent article Cosmo instructs women on how to ask guys out. Here are a few of the passages from this article and how we as guys feel about it.

“Buy the Guy a Drink.” This is one suggestion that Cosmo throws out there. ABSOLUTELY women should buy us drinks. This is a great suggestion by Cosmo. I have never had a woman buy me a drink and perhaps it would really be something if a chick finally bought me a beer at the bar instead of the other way around.

“Suggest a Super-Friendly Guy Outing.” Another great idea if that outing is to a sporting event. For as much time and effort guys spend into taking girls out to chick-flicks it would be nice if once in a while the ladies responded by taking us to a college football game. And then maybe a nice cherry on top with a trip to the local steakhouse!

“Invite Him on a Group Date.” NOOOOOOOOO. Guys do not want to be a party to the forced awkwardness of a group date. We hang out with our guy friends as a group voluntarily and out of the company of ladies. Why do women want to infringe upon that? Trust me ladies, stick to taking us to a sports event or a nice sports bar – but don’t bring other dudes and chicks along.

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Remember that chick that was super into you when you first started dating, and then seemed to gradually get more and more annoyed with everything you did, until it finally all fell apart? Yeah, well I hate to tell you, but she just made this music video, and it pretty much busts you out. Sorry, bro. (Language slightly NSFW)

Unless you can come up with a better idea, which you probably can’t, taking your date out to a nice restaurant is a go-to for any man trying to seal the deal. Problem is, most of you filthy bastards haven’t the faintest clue what to do once you’ve been show to your table. Here are a few easy ways to make sure it’s more than just a meal.

Read How to Impress Your Dinner Date after the jump! (more…)

No matter who you are, what you do or how much money you make the most minimum requirement for impressing any girl worth impressing is dressing better than the shmuck you’d be in world without women. Here’s a few quick ways to up your steez before taking her out on the town.

Read Dress Tips to Impress Your Date after the jump! (more…)

Autumn weekends can turn into a tumultuous time for couples around America. As men recline into their chair for a long weekend of football girlfriends become frustrated with the lack of attention they receive from their mates. In order to alleviate some of the stress that football may be having on your relationship, try one of these suggestions: (more…)