Sometimes when you’re texting a hot chick you’re into (or already hooking up with) there comes that moment when things might be getting a little boring and you want to turn up the heat. If you want to learn how to turn small talk texts into next level sexts – you need to understand what she wants. Not only will it add another fun dimension to your phon… Click to read more

Alec Greven is a total mack-daddy. Not only is this bald-eagle 100% qualified to give advice on the ladies, he’s got a motherf*cking published book. You know who else has a published book? Oprah. And before you go all, “this young white male is the complete opposite of an older black woman” check the video out before making assumptions. It’s after the jump.

He Said/She Said is a dating, sex, and relationship series designed to help dudes understand what chicks are thinking – we know, an impossible feat. Every week we’ll be throwing out a different topic for debate…you can read the guy’s side here and the girl’s side at CollegeCandy.com . This week’s topic: little white lies guys tell girls. Check out our side after the jump.

Does the thought of asking a girl out on a date make you sweat in a non-sexual related way? If so, you are likely a coward. Don’t take it personally; the sad fact is that most of us guys are incredibly awkward when it comes to approaching girls (unless your name is Rico). Luckily, with a little practice, know-how and confidence, even a gargoyle like Larry King can pick up a girl way out of our league (tip #1: money helps). Here are some more tips.

In order to fully enjoy a football game, everything has to be in place before kickoff. Plans for refreshing the beers, dips, chips, and snacks are not the only things you have to worry about. As a crazed fan, you have (roughly) a four-hour commitment to at least one game every Sunday. If you are a college football fan, your commitment on Saturdays knows no bounds. This is why those of us in relationships must tread carefully during the fall; we must preserve not only the sanctity of our beer hat, painted face and lucky jersey, but also the bond we have with our lady. These are tricky waters, balancing football and her, which is why you MUST read this “how to” on just that.

So class is back in session and you’re pumped up for another crazy year on campus. Except for one thing. The girl who used to hook up with you last year suddenly decided you’re way too immature. Forget about her and use these 5 Keys to Hooking Up With Incoming Freshmen to score a new girl instead. And work is a pretty strong word for how easy it is to hook up with these fresh young coeds. All you have to do is say you’re a senior…and you’re as good as in.

As men, we rarely know what women are thinking, at all. And when it comes to sex we are even more in the dark. Of course, it doesn’t help that the female mind is constantly calculating, trying to figure out the “right” thing to say, no matter what it does for your relationship. So to take the bag off your head, here are five things your girlfriend might say that should throw up some serious red flags.

Picking up the tab on the first date is always an awkward moment. Do you offer? Do you just sit there looking around the room and wait for him to take it? What do your actions say about you as a person? In this week’s He Said/She Said, we dive into first date etiquette. Who should be grabbing their wallet?

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To get laid, the most you need is scented candles, massage oil and Barry White’s greatest hits. But anything more than that requires a bit more work. Say you’ve gone out on a couple of dates. She’s beautiful, chill and gets your jokes. You’re relaxed, funny, and genuinely enjoying yourself. You both know it’s going to the next step of something more serious. What do you do now? Below is a complete list of all you need to know to keep her around–and off your back!

Let’s face it, dudes cheat. We cheat a lot. And no matter the pain, frustration or STD transmissions it causes, there’s not much anyone can do about it. It’s in a man’s nature to hook up with as many women in his lifetime as possible. Life is always easier when you aren’t constantly trying to cover your lying tracks. But since you’re probably going to cheat anyway, here are a few tactics that ensure you get away with it.

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Women confuse men. That’s a given. But it’s not because we don’t learn from our past relationships; we just forget everything we learned in the time between one and the next. And we only remember how different the two genders are when a woman’s inherent eccentricities rear their wild head, once again.
To keep things in check, we… Click to read more

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This is not dating advice. This is getting laid advice. When you’ve done everything you need to do to get her back to your place and you just need that extra little bit to take it over the edge, this is where these lines come in.
Now, you might not believe these work – they seem too sneaky, too transparent and too stupid. But that says nothing of their su… Click to read more