It’s often difficult to gauge how crazy your girlfriend is, especially in the beginning of a relationship. The truth is, all chicks are nuts but here are five ways to know if she’s average crazy – or if you should sleep with one eye open and hide all the sharp objects in the house. (more…)

This is not dating advice. This is getting laid advice. When you’ve done everything you need to do to get her back to your place and you just need that extra little bit to take it over the edge, this is where these lines come in.

Now, you might not believe these work – they seem too sneaky, too transparent and too stupid. But that says nothing of their surprising effectiveness. These magical lines should only be said while making out, not while you’re still at the bar. So read closely and take notes because if used properly, these five gems will get you laid. (more…)

According to a new survey by Men’s Fitness and Shape magazine, 85-percent of dudes think of themselves as “good” or “excellent” in the sack. However, the same survey reports that half of women think “very few” of the men they’ve been with have been good in bed, says the NY Post.

Additionally, seven out of 10 women admitted to faking orgasms – the exact same number of men who believe they give their lady an orgasm every time. So basically, a whole lot of dudes think they’re a whole lot better at satisfying women than they really are.

Now, your first reaction might be, “Haha, what losers!” But that’d be the wrong approach. In fact, that’s exactly why this disparity of opinion exists.

For whatever idiotic reason, many women (7 in 10, to be exact) think it’s better to keep quiet about their partner’s poor performance and fake an orgasm. But by doing that, they’re just tricking the guys into thinking they’re good when they’re not, thus perpetuating the problem. (more…)

News flash! Some bad pick-up lines can actually work to land yourself a new lady friend – and you know you want a new lady friend. So like a lion pacing the Savannah, you go to the target rich environment of your choice looking for love. If you are 5’2, 250 this advice will not help. Sorry old chap. If you are a young George Clooney, you don’t need help. But if you are reasonable looking single guy or simply an unfaithful bastard, here are some time tested lines and some analysis of each.

1. “Let’s have breakfast tomorrow, should I call you or nudge you?”

An oldie but a goodie. Ranks low on the originality scale since its been ripped off a thousand times. If your girl doesn’t understand what you are implying, you will later be able to hook up with other girls in front of her and tell her “It wasn’t me”.

2. (Checking her shirt tag) “I just wanted to see if you were made in heaven.”

Always gets a laugh. The extremely hot ones have probably heard it before, so be aware you might look like a cheese danish. It won’t seal the deal, but it could get things headed that way. (more…)

Let’s face it, dudes cheat. We cheat a lot. And no matter the pain, frustration or STD transmissions it causes, there’s not much anyone can do about it. It’s in a man’s nature to hook up with as many women in his lifetime as possible. Sure, we know and enjoy the benefits of a monogamous relationship. And life is always easier when you aren’t constantly trying to cover your lying tracks. But since you’re probably going to cheat anyway, here are a few tactics that ensure you get away with it – at least until she catches you between the sheets with her sister. (more…)

I tend to think of myself as a Jedi Cocksman – someone who could navigate my way through any girl drama, at any time, in any forum. Please meet my friend Jay in the above photo. Being my friend, I “hid” his face, but I think the expression of the faces of the accompanying ladies speaks to the particular situation that Jay found himself this past Saturday night.

Jay is the average-looking friend in our group who gets more tail James Bond. The girl to the left is Jay’s girlfriend Sara, the picture does not do her justice. Sara is cute with a retardedly hot rack. The girl with the face that says, “I just got caught,” is Juliette. Jay and Juliette hook up on the side, and though not key to the story, Jay has been trying to get a three-way going – even though the girls don’t know each other. (more…)

Welcome class, to the fourth edition of Sex Ed with Casey Parker [NSFW]! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip out, from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical.

We’ve got something special for you this time – instead of just reading Casey’s answers to your questions, you can just listen to her tell you her answers!

So plug in your headphones, get your #2 pencils ready, and prepare to bask in the sexy wisdom of porn star Casey Parker!

Check out Sex Ed with Casey Parker after the jump! (more…)

You see a hot girl at a party or you’re totally digging her body, her hair, her smile …You want to make your move, but the fact that she’s surrounded by her friends is intimidating and you really don’t want to make an ass of yourself.

Here is how to tell if she’s interested. (more…)

Welcome class, to the third edition of Sex Ed with Casey Parker [NSFW]! She’s here to answer all the questions you can whip out, from how to find the clitoris to what to do if you find yourself at an orgy with 15 Playmates. Nothing’s too crazy, too raunchy or too technical.

We’ve got something special for you this time – instead of just reading Casey’s answers to your questions, you can just listen to her tell you her answers!

So plug in your headphones, get your #2 pencils ready, and prepare to bask in the sexy wisdom of porn star Casey Parker!

Check out Sex Ed with Casey Parker after the jump! (more…)

Unless you can come up with a better idea, which you probably can’t, taking your date out to a nice restaurant is a go-to for any man trying to seal the deal. Problem is, most of you filthy bastards haven’t the faintest clue what to do once you’ve been show to your table. Here are a few easy ways to make sure it’s more than just a meal.

Read How to Impress Your Dinner Date after the jump! (more…)