Temperatures are beginning to cool down in most parts of the US, but in Las Vegas things are heating up but good. From Rehab at the Hard Rock to the Bungalows at the Palms Pool, thousands of scantily-clad cuties ascend daily on Vegas’ high-end pool clubs to dance and play in the cascading waterfalls and topless pool areas. It’s like something out of a Big Daddy Kane video. And although Vegas’s motto is “What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas” fortunately for you, these 96 photos didn’t. Enjoy.

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Amy Winehouse turned her Grammy into a makeshift crack pipe on Monday afternoon and was caught smoking out the prestigious music award.*
The artist’s depiction shows what it may have looked like if this incident was caught on camera.
I think things have gone far enough, Ms. Winehouse.
We get it, you are on crack… congratulations. We all know the… Click to read more

What a perfect post to make at 4:20.
VH1, purveyors of poor taste, will add yet another reality show to their already-overstuffed repertoire in January, titled Celebrity Rehab. The show will feature drugged-up celebs fighting with addiction while playing up their troubles for the camera.
I know, I know – it all sounds a bit redundant, doesn’t… Click to read more

Could it be?! Lindsay Lohan is a rehab success story? She’s come a long way since this or this and this and don’t forget about this or this and this.

Here are some recent pics so judge for yourself.… Click to read more

Amy Winehouse has spun completely out of control.
Bruised and battered from a scuffle with her “husband” Blake Fielder-Civil, 23-year-old Winehouse looked very much the mess on London streets early Thursday morning. This is certainly one of those cases where even the paparazzi reveals a heart – if only after taking pictures of the blo… Click to read more

She said no to rehab. And apparently also to food.I’m not Amy Winehouse’s biggest fan. Not because I don’t think she’s talented—I do—I just don’t get her. I don’t get anyone who’s famous and then misses gigs and seems genuinely uninterested in the fans who gave them that fame. She’s a little too weird for me. But I figured the baby-who-ha… Click to read more