No matter how positive you are, Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything productive. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around, unfocused and aimless. Well, let us make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when we take to StumbleUpon to stumble upon a bunch of random wtf photos. This week we’ve got a great gallery featuring fun with dead flies, stupid warning signs, the dumbest people on Facebook, and metal-detector flip-flops. Check ‘em out after the jump!

A couple weeks ago, I stumbled across a video produced by a group called, “Bad Lip Reading” that featured Rick Perry spewing absolute nonsense. I was about to post it when I saw this wasn’t the only effort from the BLR crew, they have 10 others, all music videos. The premise is simple – they dub over existing video with their own (hilariously wtf) audio to sync up with the subject’s lips. Check out Rick Perry’s lip dub along with “remixes” from Jay-Z, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, Wiz Khalifa, the Black Eyed Peas, and Michael Buble after the jump.

Daily Snapshot is our round-up of the day’s hottest women on the web. Today’s gallery features Rebecca Black (the bikini model), hot girls from the Oregon cheerleading squad, beautiful girls with beautiful lips, tan lines on Tuesday, two women named Irene who are definitely hurricane-like forces, Playboy’s Miss Social August 2011 candidates, Adriana Lima looking too good to be human, Kim Cloutier modeling some lingerie, and smokeshow Carla looking mighty fine. Check out their pics after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Sesame Street claims Bert and Ernie are just friends despite an online petition begging them to get hitched, Bruce Willis will be in GI Joe 2, the first trailer for Harold and Kumar’s Christmas movie hits the webs, Rebecca Black’s Moment gets remixed, Stephen Colbert’s newest SuperPAC commercial explores cornography, Goodyear was REALLY sexist back in the day, Kanye West bit it on stage in Norway, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Hope Solo confirmed she’ll be buck nude in an upcoming issue of ESPN the magazine, Terry Richardson pumped out another hot, nude photo shoot, Anonymous will shut down Facebook in November, Stephen Colbert’s SuperPAC funded commercial for Rick Perry hit the webs, Lopez Tonight was cancelled, Casey Anthony is officially the most hated person in the world, Rebecca Black is harrassed so much at school she’s now homeschooled, Barry Zito got engaged to a smokeshow, Shaq’s new gf is TINY, the Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez statue and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Today’s edition of Wrap It Up covers Rachel Uchitel’s never-ending quest to be the world’s biggest gold digger, Cheap Trick’s stage collapse during Bluesfest, Jeremy Shockey’s bold promise on the NFL Lockout, Joe Sakic’s hole in one, Lucy Pinder’s sexy new ad for Lynx, Rebecca Black’s new single, trailers for The Dark Knight Rises, The Thing, and The Avengers, South Park’s cheesy poofs may soon be real and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature in which we showcase the best, weirdest, most buzzworthy pics, videos, and news stories you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s edition includes a 51 year old marrying a 16 year old, a 21 year old sexting a 12 year old, Paris Hilton becoming single, a girl peeing in a public trough at a Dodgers game, a lacrosse announced droppin’ Notorious BIG after a goal, Tim Tebow’s five figure sculpture, Grand Theft Auto 5, Batman Arkham City’s boy wonder, Lil Wayne’s Carter IV, and Lucy Pinder’s boob sell the British version of Axe. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

Welcome to COED’s new end end-of-the-day daily feature, in which we highlight the most interesting articles, posts, pics, or vids that you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s edition includes Mark Cuban peeing with a trophy, Game of Thrones star getting stabbed then drinking, a Chinese Iron Man, Rebecca Black robbing people, Jennifer Aniston home-wrecking, Taylor Momsen sans pants, Leann Rimes’ sex tape, Diablo Cody’s influence on strippers and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

• Kate Upton Naked Photos Have Officially Surfaced
• ‘Glee’ Star Jenna Ushkowitz Gets Naughty for Tyler Shields
• Pranks Betty White Should Use On Her New Show
• HBO’s Entourage might buy the New York Mets (no joke)
• Rebecca Black’s “Friday” Goes To Hell
• President Barack Obama’s First Ad of 2012
• Jessica Jane-Clement In Her Sexy Undies

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If there’s anything worse than an obnoxious, nausea-inducing viral video, it’s a shameless parody of said viral video – and Rebecca Black’s “Friday” has them in spades! While most of them are either people’s live-from-their-bedroom reaction videos (like others really care what they think) or some goons hitting the street lip-syncing to the song, I actually found one that, despite the protests of my jaded heart, was legitimately funny and had some great production values (as well as giving us an idea of what Rebecca Black will look like in 20 years). On top of that, this parody’s packing shrimp juice and vomit jokes aplenty – dammit, they got me! As great as this parody is, it got only around 200,000 views – so let’s change all that by watching this video!

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