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We vowed to stay miles away from the ridiculousness that is Shaq’s Big Challenge.  I mean c’mon, the world needs a Shaq reality show like we need six balls.  Our philosophy was if we just ignore it, it will go away.

It was good plan and it very well might have worked had the backsides of Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh not been pushing up against the inside of my flatscreen as I flipped across ABC.  Shaq was taking on the US Beach Volleyball Super-Duo May-Treanor and Walsh and I must admit I watched.  I liked.  Of course Misty and Kerri won in straight games, but the real winner of this match-up is you.

Once again, we bring you the beach volleyball butts of the Greatest Sport on Earth.  Thank you, Shaq.

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Griffin employed an insightful game-plan, utilizing his reach and jab to avoid Rampage’s power early on in the fight. Whenever he strayed from this, Jackson made him pay with big shots, rocking him with a powerful uppercut (the same that put Marvin Eastman down in ‘Page’s UFC debut) in the opening round. Forrest showed his chin is not as easily shattered as the Kieth Jardine fight may have led us to believe and managed to recover from Quinton’s power quite well. In the end, it was Forrest’s Thai kicks, chopping the inside and outside of Rampage’s lead left leg, that garnered him the decision. Throughout the fight, Quinton was noticeably hurt and during the second round Griffin cracked him in the knee with such force that it changed the Champ’s usually agile footwork to a flat, stomping affair that kept him from ever getting inside to do real damage. I wouldn’t be surprised if Rampage had something torn or ripped somewhere abouts inside his knee, post-fight. (more…)

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With the WGA strike over, TV can now return to its former glory! (No it won’t – expect most programs to either stay off the air indefinitely or return in a truncated form around April.)

Keep on trucking, keep on sucking: pointless, mind-numbing reality shows are still the only sure thing on television today, barring the billions of big-production game shows that have contestants involved in amazing feats of strength and brain power, from being smarter than a 5th grader to lying about really loving your wife – all in the name of entertainment! Sigh…

Ok, seriously – we really need to pull the plug on most of this garbage. Does quality control even exist anymore, or did everybody just stop caring? Our standards are shot, people!

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As many high-powered, million-dollar celebs have proven, you can’t take the trash out of the trailer park. No amount of PR primping and upper-class etiquette will change the following celebrities love for all that’s ignorant, greasy and grimy, y’all!

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In an effort to attract more women to the computer science program (and get a free haircut), the “nerdsâ€? of WSU’s Linux Club plan to host a “nerd auctionâ€?.

“You can buy a nerd and he’ll fix your computerâ€?, their website explains, “help you with stats homework, or if you’re really adventurous, take you to dinner!â€?

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“If anyone’s going to bid on us, we’ll need some spicing up. And who better to help with that than sorority girls who like nothing better than a makeover?â€?

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Stalker Friend network MySpace and trash-reality HQ MTV have joined forces to promote…politics?

Yes: the two main sources of mankind’s decline will be coordinating open-forum debates with the top-tier Presidential candidates on college campuses around the country starting in September.

Candidates confirmed for these nationwide events include Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Rudy Giuliani, Mitt Romney, Sam Brownback and John Edwards.

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