So, I’m on the subway last Friday, tired as sh*t from another devastating work week, and all I want to do is shut my eyes and bathe in silence when these two excitable motherf*ckers hop on last second. I don’t pay much attention and I try to shut them out. Then the announcement comes, “Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen-” F*ck. More people looking for a handout. Then, they launch into their act. The rapper goes OFF. I’ve heard Busta. I’ve heard Twista. But this dude shredded the English language. We arrive at the destination and ask if they have a site. “I saw you guys dot com,” the rapper says. Read more about the world’s fastest rapper after the jump.

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The journey from real-life street thug – with six years in the slammer – to reel-life rap gangsta – on HBO’s Entourage – was a learning experience, not a glamorous fairy tale for the artist known as Saigon. His talent for hip-hop later garnered attention from Atlantic Records, plus helped land him a recurring role on the hit HBO series. But a disinterest in making pop records and a controversial physical altercation with another well known rapper would eventually grind the release of his touted debut full length record to a complete halt. Read our full interview the up-and-coming rap star after the jump!

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New Jersey’s really gotten a bad rap lately thanks to “real” housewives, the Shore and all things Guido. People tend to forget the lovable, wild and weed inspired GOOD rap from the Garden State’s Greatest, Redman. His first name might be “He Ain’t Sh*t” but we think he’s the exact opposite. To celebrate the release of his new album, Redman Presents… Reggie (OUT TODAY) we’ve assembled his ten best lyrics. WARNING: Videos and lyrics are obviously too cool for you aka NSFW. Don’t contribute to the unemployment rate.

Jon Gosselin. It boggles the mind that he’s a dad, an Octadad, no less. He is the posterboy for douchebags everywhere. Don’t believe me? He wears Ed Hardy all the time. That should be evidence enough. I started thinking about other douchebag celebrities and what if these crazies started having babies? My head hurts thinking about it. Beware these five idiots. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

You know, I can’t remember the last time I hear a rap song I gave a crap about. I’m sure it’s out there, but after Kaye turned himself into an egomanical douchebag, I stopped listening to the radio, altogether. So when I came across this video of a kid tapping a bangin’ beat with his pencils while spitting good rhymes,it was a breath of fresh air.

Sorry, guys. I know doing a post about Spencer Pratt is pretty lame, being that he’s one of the world’s biggest assclowns, just after Dane Cook and the ESPN lawyers that are keeping you from watching the Erin Andrews peephole video. And his douchiness just gets that much more intense, since he just announced, in an interview with Spin magazine, that he’s launching a rap career.

In America, you’re often told from a young age that you can be anything you want to be. What they don’t tell you is that sometimes you might suck at what you want to be. And in that case, it’s probably best to not make a video documenting exactly that.

On top of looking like a long-term homeless person and mumbling like he forgot to take the sheet of acid out of his pocket, Joaquin Phoenix’s Letterman interview goes so badly it’s hard to watch. In fact, it’s almost hard to believe. Either this guy’s completely lost it, or he’s pulling the biggest stunt since Kaufman’s Tony Clifton.

When we heard last week that P. Diddy would be producing a rap album for Joaquin Phoenix, we thought it was just some bad joke. Turns out, it’s true. But after seeing Joaquin bust his ass falling off a stage during a rap performance, we realized that it is still just a big joke.… Click to read more