This week’s entries feature an antsy prisoner, ungodly godparents, John Lennon, crazy love, dumb teenagers, female empowerment, pimps, hos, and a writer you might not want to rape. So, stop working on that super secret PowerPoint and read these previews, Karen!

• Best Ways To Quit Your Job!!!
• Stealing Bikes in NYC is Easy
• Hottest Weather Girls
• iPhone Users Have More Sex Than Blackberry
• Survival Guide on How to Run into Your Ex
• Guy Rapes and Drugs Frat Brother for a year… Click to read more

Yesterday Aimee Louise Sword, the woman accused of tracking down her biological son on the internet and raping him, was sentenced to 9 years in prison. Law & Order: SVU must be absolutely giddy to get this story out of the front pages and into the script for their 97th season premiere. Because nothing gets people sitting in front of their TV like a good old-fashioned, heart-warming, family story that guarantees the victim will definitely grow up to be a serial killer. Let’s be honest, regular old non-biologically related teachers taking advantage of male students just isn’t cutting edge anymore.

I am not sure which is worse: losing your virginity to your birth-mom after having a rough childhood in Detroit or losing your virginity to your birth-mom after having a rough childhood in Detroit, and having the whole world know it. Aimee Louise Sword used the internet to connect with the son that she put up for adoption years ago and was arrested for having sex with him.

With the responses we received from “The 11 Most Painfully-Awesome Mike Tyson ‘Punch-outs,’” we pondered how things might have worked out differently if Iron Mike had altered some of his choices. Don’t get me wrong, in the realm of making wrong choices throughout your entire lifetime, Iron Mike is the king.

With a name like Luisana Lopilato, you have to be famous. And this 21-year-old Argentinian actress and model has been blowing up in South America since the age of 12 with her roles in Chiquititas and Rebelde Way. And to go along with growing her celebrity, Luisana just got hotter and hotter, landing on the cover of Maxim and tons of other publications. When you&… Click to read more

Everyone knows someone who dated a crazy person, and many of us have actually done the dating. Every crazy displays a few warning signs; some are subtle and take specific situations to provoke, others are painted neon orange and come equipped with a very loud alarm; they can’t be missed, but some of us try to ignore them anyway.
This article is dedicated to a few… Click to read more

The man in this picture is a piece of shit rapist.
And now, the whole world knows it.
When Morgan Shaw-Fox forced oral sex on fellow Lewis & Clark University student Helen Hunter, she had the option of staying silent. After all, he was a popular and well-regarded student. They were alone when he did it. And criminal rape cases – especially cases of dat… Click to read more

MySpace, there you go again, harming our poor, young, impressionable youth with your incessant spamming (thanks for the ads!) and providing an oasis for rapists and murderers.
The idea of a social networking website has its merits – socializing and, uh, networking – but when do the harmless aspects of sites like MySpace, Facebook and Friends… Click to read more

Congratulations to Detroit, Michigan: you have won the not-so-prestigious title of “Most Dangerous City,” edging out runner-up St. Louis, Missouri by a few rapes, murders, shootings, robberies…
Actually, there’s no way to determine why a particular city gets chosen as the most dangerous, as specifics are not given – u… Click to read more