We’ve been entertained as hell by Charlie Sheen’s public rants about trolls, tiger blood and WINNING the past few weeks, but his latest internet outing on Ustream Saturday night was as painful to watch as a Dane Cook HBO special. The 52 minute webcast featured Charlie, Natty “the goddess” Kenly and a couple of Sheen hanger-on-ers sitting in a home office setting spatting a whole lot of nonsense about nothing. Viewership for the live stream peaked in the first 5 minutes at about 118K and continued on a downward spiral to 85K by the 52nd minute.

Charlie Sheen took to Twitter Saturday to announce he will appear live tonight at 10 Eastern (7 Pacific) on Ustream. Charlie’s calling the show Sheen’s Korner – “Your either in Sheen’s korner or with the trolls.” The subject of the web cast is unclear, but if his tweet is any indication, good times will be had by all.

@charliesheen WORLD.. live 7:00p pacific time..! Tune in, turn on… Its #TigerBlood tonight!!

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