Spanish Olympic Basketball Team to World: We Chinese, We Play Joke…

And next they will probably try to pee in your coke. In a decidedly uncool move, the defending Olympic Men’s B-Ball champs, Spain, has chosen racism as there method for making a funny. Apparently, the Spanish Basketball Federation had the team pose for a group photo, which would be used as a good luck advertisement to be posted in different publications, while pulling their eyes into slits, to look Chinese. (more…)

NAOMI SMASH! Naomi Campbell’s Uncontrolable Rage Strikes Again!

naomi_campbell.jpgFresh off her community service sentence in 2007 for beaming her maid’s face with a diamond incrusted blackberry, Naomi Campbell is back in the courthouse. Apparently, she unleashed the fury on a couple of people after an airline lost her bags.

From CNN.com:

The Supermodel has been sentenced to 200 hours of community service after pleading guilty to assaulting two police officers following an “air rage” incident at London’s Heathrow Airport…

Prosecutors described how Campbell kicked and spat at police, used foul language and accused airline personnel of racism after she was told that one of her bags had not been placed on the British Airways flight to Los Angeles on 3 April. The London-born model was also ordered to pay $400 to each of the police officers she attacked and $300 to Miles Sutherland, the captain of the British Airways plane she disrupted, in addition to a $4,600 fine. 

The best part? As part of her last conviction, she was forced to attend anger management. Guess those didn’t really work out, huh?

(Image source: ilromanziere.com)

Brigitte Bardot Convicted of Racism: COED Salutes the Beautiful Bigot

Brigitte Bardot

Gone are the days of voluptuous French vixen, actress and model, Brigitte Bardot acting on our screens with her fierce beauty and a hot accent. Today, this knockout of yester-year has been replaced with an over-Botoxed bigot, who looks more like a zombie than a cover model.

Unfortunately, she just got hit with $24, 880 fine by a Paris court for “provoking discrimination and racial hatred for writing that Muslims are destroying France,” reports the AP.

Since nothing about hate-crimes are sexy, we’re here to redeem her tattered image, and remind you of better days with our “Tribute to a Beautiful Bigot” Brigitte Bardot photo gallery!

Check out Brigitte Bardot’s full gallery after the jump! (more…)

Notorious H.I.T.

COED magazine does not condone racism (or any other ridiculous Nazi standpoint) in any shape, way or form, but it must be said: Hitler has got flow for days.

Explicit rap lyrics are abound – watch and listen at your own risk:

The Daily Shocker: Halloween, Crack, Hugh Hefner and Axe-Wielding Moms

The Daily Shocker

• Zombies’ Halloween a Box-Office Killer (Hollywood Reporter)

• What Hugh Hefners’ Sex Life Teaches us About Investing (TalkGold)

• Boy, 7, Finds Nearly $9,000 Worth of Crack in Pocket (Fox News)

• Treason! 8 Celebrities You Won’t Believe Aren’t American (Cracked)

• Axe-wielding Mother Invades School Playground (The Local)

• Racism at Penn State (Collegian)