Oh Tiger, what have you done? This entire Tiger mess began with an affair with New York social scene-ster Rachel Uchitel. It appears Mrs. Woods took the first round with an early K.O. leaving Tiger unconscious with multiple lacerations to the face. But in a battle of hotness we want to know who would stand queen supreme, the wife or the mistress? You make the call.

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This sexiness feels naughty…