We all know that Megan Fox has said some pretty ridiculous things – things that are so absurd, they’ve actually made her less hot (yes, it’s possible). But instead of focusing on the negative (this time), we’ve put together the Megan Fox Sex Soundboard. So now, any time she says something off-putting, just play one of these little clips and you’ll be back in fantasy land in no time. (more…)

Love Guru hits theaters this Friday night, so we’re kicking off the celebration early by awarding one lucky reader with a Love Guru prize pack.

Gift pack includes:
- Love Guru soundtrack (which was released yesterday and you can listen to here. Heeeelarious)
- Love Guru t-shirt
- Love Guru poster autographed by Mike Myers

It is easy to enter and easy to win. Simply enter your favorite Mike Myers (or one of his many character) quote/dialogue in the comments section below, and COED’s self-proclaimed Mike Myers expert will choose his favorite as the winner! Yes, your fate is in his hands. Mwa hahahaah…

You have until Friday at noon to get your entries in before we start picking and choosing, so get on it. The winner will be selected next week. Unfortunately for us, we can’t win. Which is too bad; COED writer Andrew has been compiling his quotes all day. He really wants that poster.