It was a swell Mother’s Day, and everything went great, but now it’s time to crank up the COED Jukebox and remember the days when you had to face the steely glare of the beloved mother of your old girlfriend. Maybe it wasn’t Queen sympathizing with you back then, but this is the song you’ll think about the next time you go knocking at some girl’s door to meet the pare… Click to read more

If I were a rock god (it could happen), I’d be content with my gold records, whiskey-filled Jacuzzi, and jaguar on a leash. I’m a simple person with simple needs. But for some real actual superstars, rock fame just isn’t enough. These renaissance men need to show us mere mortals that they can excel in every endeavor they dip their stupid lit… Click to read more

After having a few too many drinks and hitting the road, Robert Wilkinson wound up with a free ride to the station courtesy of a Canadian police car. At first he tried to plea his case but realized he was only wasting his breath… Breath that not only carries traces of alcohol but also hints of Freddie Mercury. Who knew that the back of police cars had such gre… Click to read more

Here you go, world – this is a present from your friends at The MORT Eclectic. They’ve compiled literally five minutes of the greatest viral videos ever to hit the web into one video. I can equate the feeling I get from watching this to eating the best breakfast, lunch, and dinner all in one sitting. Enjoy and check out the video after the jump.

The Smoking Gun released Pauly D’s tour rider recently and it might open some eyes. By no means is this the most ridiculous tour rider, and given Pauly D’s unbelievable attention to detail it’s almost to be expected but it brings to mind other historically absurd requests and demands from the music industry’s most peculiar and fickle artists. See our list then check out the Jersey Shore star’s demands after the jump.