During the GOP Presidential Debate last night, Michelle Bachman took a pretty harsh stance against illegal aliens. Without getting too politicalish, she essentially claimed that tax-payers should stop paying for illegal aliens’ benefits – an attempt to stop them from coming into our great nation. I feel like regardless of how much we give [or don't give] illegal aliens, they’re still going to try to come in. I mean, f*ck man, they are hiding in car seats. INSIDE. CAR. SEATS. Check out our gallery of these Mexican Fence Jumping Beans getting owned by the border police after the jump! Get it? Random side note: the name Michelle Bachmoan should really be a pornstar’s name.

Getting hammered is super duper fun neato, gang. You get to steal cop cars, hook up with girls out of your league, and take multiple punches to the dome without feeling anything. However, the most crucial portion of a drunken night is the ending. It separates the men from the boys. Those who can keep their composure and last longer will reap the benefits. Those who pass out in front of everyone… well, they’re free game. Last year we brought you the Most Shameful Drunken Shamings. Today, we present the most EXTREME Drunken Shamings. See the pics after the jump!

The first rule of drinking is: Don’t f*cking pass out while everybody else is still drinking. Because if you do, horrible, embarrassing, terrible things will happen to you during your inebriated slumber. Sorry, but that’s just how it works. And if you need any more convincing, check out this massive collection of 210 drunken shaming photos that are so shameful, you’ll never feel safe drinking with your “friends” again.

According to the description of this video, this guy’s neighbor called the cops on him for shooting off fireworks behind his house. So to get back at him, he does what any normal person would do, and hides in his trash can, and scares the ever-living sh*t out of him. Luckily, the guy had the forethought to catch the whole thing on tape.

I have watched this one 30 plus times and am still laughing my ass off. Instant classic.
Props to GorillaMask for uncovering this little gem.… Click to read more

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It’s one thing to risk life and limb doing a stunt that looks cool, like a backflip on a dirt bike or something. But when you dance around on some poles like a damn fool, this is what you deserve…… Click to read more