Everybody knows a good joke or two. But often times, the joke is so raunchy, so outlandishly offensive, that most people aren’t willing to admit the sick humor made them laugh. But we realized that with the most offensive jokes, all you need to hear is the punch line to get a good chuckle. So here we’ve compiled the 100 best punch lines from the most offensive jokes of all-time.

Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne?
A: Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until after he’s thirteen.… Click to read more

Q: What is the best part about having sex with a 5 year old?
A: Their hand makes your d–k look bigger!

BONUS:
Q: What is the worst part about having sex with a 5 year old?
A: Getting the blood off of your clown suit.… Click to read more

Q: A man walks into the bar and sees a sign:
Handjob: $5
Cheese sandwich: $2
He walks over to the bartender, a big boobied blonde, and asks,
“Are you the one giving out handjobs?”
“Why yes I am!”, she replied, smiling and sticking out her chest.
“Okay,” he said.
A: “Now wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich!&… Click to read more

Q: A girl came home from a date. Her mother had waited up for her, and when the girl walked in the door, the mother noticed she had rice in her hair. “Sally,” she said, “you didn’t tell me you were going to a wedding.” “I didn’t mom,” Sally replied.

A: “I was giving a bl@wjob to a Chinese guy and he threw up… Click to read more