No matter how hard you try, there’s one thing in the world that you’ll never come back from if you’re an up-and-coming rapper, it’s blowing chunks on stage. Case in point: this guy at an amateur rap off. Any dreams he had of drinking Cristal out of a Crunk Cup while rolling in a customized Rolls Royce with stupid hot women have washed away in a surge of orangey red vomit. Not being able to hold down your Four Loko? NOT gangsta. See him toss his career out the window and his stomach after the jump!

The office holiday party was originally intended to reward employees for a year of hard work, or to distract them from the fact no one’s getting a cash bonus. Since most people can see through this little ploy by upper management, it’s gone from an evening brimming with holiday cheer to a boozy night overflowing with alcohol-fueled antics. So, if you had a little too much fun at your company holiday party this year, here are some tell-tale signs that perhaps you should seek work elsewhere now, or enter witness protection.

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At first, going up in a stunt airplane might seem like an awesome idea. And if you’re the girl on the right, it probably was. But if you’re the girl on the left, life has probably never been so pukey.… Click to read more

Puke’d
My roommate drank too much one night and vomited into the grating on top of my new (and expensive) television set.The next day I asked him to buy me a new one, and he refused. Do I have to urinate
in his computer to make him realize the situation?
I suggest a two-pronged approach. First, try to be nice. Constantly bring up really cool TV shows and then t… Click to read more